Attractive Nuisance

Why aren’t people calling 911? This is a kidnapping.

Why is this alleged journalist too cowardly to point out the Reagan ad was real? Why is he too cowardly to point out to Hasset that children need timeouts, but US presidents should not? And why does Hasset always sound like he has a sinus infection?

Clark Construction must be called out!

Oh you, with your crazy talk!

Between this and the decision in Portland Federal Court today, I’m finding it hard to hold onto hope. But then I remember what we accomplished on Saturday, and I think “We can do this.” I fucking hope.

The bulldozers have gone from being figurative to literal, and I think I just need to go back to bed and wake up when all this is over.

“In a sense, it’s easy to empathize with someone like Thiel: able to afford any material pleasure he wants, likely long isolated from any real friends, and surrounded by employees effectively paid to agree that everything he utters is genius, even if it makes no sense at all.“ Um, wut? Empathize?

This opinion is bad - really bad - but it’s outright ridiculous considering that tens of thousands marched in Portland two days ago to protest and there was no violence.

“The country is setting records in every way…”
Well, technically that’s true.

Leave it to Katie Tur to promote a message of weak Democrats after the largest political rally in the history of our country. Earth Day was not a political rally per se, nor was it a condemnation of a ”man” and his party. How the hell does she still have a show?

Leave it to Katie Turr to promote a message of weak Democrats after the largest political rally in the history of our country. Earth Day was not a political rally per se, nor was it a condemnation of a ”man” and his party.

I think we found the folks who were eating the dogs and eating the cats.

Here‘s my sign. I had to pay for it all by myself.

Hard to believe this was allowed to air on CBS…

I’m shocked Bari Weiss let this air.

That’s not it. It’s much, much darker.

Maria is compromised. Period.

“Test?” Are you fucking kidding me???

People need to re-think wearing yellow. I don’t want to be a target if the crowd gets dispersed because of agitators or rogue police who don’t understand the 1st amendment.

One might think a reporter would immediately point that out to Mike Johnson, but perhaps @jaketapper.bsky.social was distracted by a fleeting thought he should write a sequel to his book on Joe Biden’s health decline.

I feel like this US "Civil War" we are stepping closer to is simply between those of us capable of empathy and sympathy for others, and those who are not.

You know, just like the last US Civil War.

Seems rather blasphemous to suggest God needs saving, or that she could be saved by mortals, much less those who do the Devil’s work.

And have babies…

My son works for the company in Manhattan. My discounts are very serious. Message me for details! I also have them in blue, green, and another color green. You can never have too many pairs of suede sneakers! PS: Your show fucking rocks.

“I wonder if Epstein trafficked male children,” she asked herself, for no particular reason at all.

Second choice: I have pink shoes, pants, sweater, and hat, and my sign says “My outfit is the same color as the pussy Trump has to pay for.”

I listened for a moment, then had to turn it off. I don’t have the stomach to listen to it live. There’s a big difference between reading about a horrible train wreck that killed multiple people and watching it happen. “They were the worst of times, they were the worst of times” defines today.

I’ll be in an inflatable unicorn outfit here in Bend, OR. Can’t wait!

I am adding a postscript to my sign for Saturday:
“I am not a terrorist. I love America. I hate what she has become but I know we can save her.”
The main message on my sign is still up in the air, but at this point, it might just be “I’m too depressed to make a funny sign.”