PSH (Pumpkin Spice Hammer) 🎃🍂🔨

this is very good

Those 19 people are masters of supply chain logistics….

*then

I wept and my wife made fun of me. Not for the epilogue tho cuz I was hardened by them and didn’t want the hurt 💪🏼🥲

All my cash goes in that hat 😍

I am very glad that Gen Alpha is bringing back garage bands.

Woodcut print by Eline Brontsema, Blue Swimming Hall , Fincknsteinallee 2024. Size 67.8 x 51 cm.

wat

cartoon of a man on a stripper pile and two dudes with red hats saying “man this billionaire really loves me”

The last MRI scan showed something bad 🤞🏻

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

swear my grandparents filled this with county crock....

Scene from The Big Lebowski, Walter edited to say, "Say what you will about Joe Rogan, Dude, but he would've made a great 17th century sailor who doesn't make it across the Atlantic."

Had to know more, I regret looking it up now...

"Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[7][14] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping.[11][12]" ~wikipedia

They showed me little birdy, and asked you are you little birdy's mother, and I would say you are not my mother, I said not mother to the dog, and to the cow, and to the boat, and the steam shovel, and I would say you are not my mother, and I got a 90%. They say they've never seen it before, 90%.

Poison ivy: men. The most absurd of god’s creatures.

Good morning

a duck on a yellow background with the caption THROW BREAD ON ME it’s a really obvious play on don’t tread on me but park slopers gonna slope

i bought it and i keep almost putting on my car

but i’m park slope adjacent and the moms can be a bit literal

¡poor duck bellies and algae blooms in prospect park!

Jeeebus...

"How do you expect to win back men...?"

We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.

🎉💜

This is the most Canadian thing you will see all week.

Let’s not forget Viper, which until now I did not know had almost 80 episodes

Nothin like a protein and lead smoothie to start off the week right

They are using the RAID as bug spray… change my mind

Innocent.

Oh yes wow nice cut

Wait fr?

PJ - was just listening to this with my wife on the way home

Why does modern county suck so (as far as I know; I don’t actively listen to modern sources)

#NoKings @indivisiblemobile.bsky.social

When white pans go brown