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Put me on a starter pack of dumb guys who think they're hilarious when they've drunk a pot of coffee

26.11.2024 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2164    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 11

Churkeychanga

22.11.2024 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
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i’m at the crystal energy
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination crystal energy taco bell

15.06.2024 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 11
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I don't eat ass. please don't put in the newspaper that i eat ass

14.03.2024 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2517    πŸ” 505    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 69
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Today the Cleveland browns traded two picks for a generational talent in posting

09.03.2024 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3
Time magazine cover from 2004 with the words: America’s Border: Even after 9/11 it’s outrageously easy to sneak in.

There are two hands pulling apart an American flag image that invokes the goatse meme

Time magazine cover from 2004 with the words: America’s Border: Even after 9/11 it’s outrageously easy to sneak in. There are two hands pulling apart an American flag image that invokes the goatse meme

um

09.03.2024 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 803    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 31

Layers

09.01.2024 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally, a retail store that caters to my extremely specific medical condition!

29.11.2023 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2560    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 24

Who up reticulating their splines?

27.11.2023 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing about my team this year is that our quarterback's name is McCorkle

13.11.2023 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every musician is actually grifting. music is subliminal mind control meant to turn people gay and 'Woke'

23.10.2023 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Ladys. I have obtained a compilation of every Wassup ad ever made, even the Banned ones, and I have just opened a tin of snyeders Buffalo chicken flavored pretzel bites. Care to join me ?

11.10.2023 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2921    πŸ” 366    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 12

Elon Musk deleted the tweet below

it seems like he removed it after this exchange with one of the accounts he endorsed

08.10.2023 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4
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In his Ned Flownders era

05.10.2023 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we are witnessing whole new levels of desperation

23.09.2023 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2341    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 54
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But the War on Terror is over, they said.

08.09.2023 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

All roads lead to hornyposting here

31.08.2023 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Charlie Kirk promotes a Trump mugshot mural

Charlie Kirk promotes a Trump mugshot mural

The final version of the Trump mugshot mural shows that it’s anti-Trump.

The final version of the Trump mugshot mural shows that it’s anti-Trump.

lmao Charlie didn’t check to see what the finished piece looks like

29.08.2023 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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Trevian Kutti, the Kanye West publicist who tried to rig the election for Trump, surrendered at Fulton County Jail today

now this is how you do a mugshot. just chaotic i’m the Joker energy emanating off of this one.

puts Trump’s to shame

25.08.2023 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1344    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 73
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Moron idiot loser dumbass

25.08.2023 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shel Silverstein energy

23.08.2023 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Not sure

24.08.2023 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Senator Ted Cruz falls for the classic Hurricane Shark hoax

21.08.2023 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1111    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 49

every encounter with medical billing is a case for universal healthcare

12.08.2023 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 661    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 12

Jordan Peterson is the Jordan Peterson of watered down huckster 101 faux-losophers.

11.08.2023 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mysterious Mr. Friend Quotes - Part 2
More of the nonsense Mr. Friend utters out from Rugrats. Enjoy. Mysterious Mr. Friend Quotes - Part 2

ron desantis sounds like a defective mr. friend lmfao

09.08.2023 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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