MTN.

But also fuck it. Why not. Who cares anymore.

I think the, “don’t let Mitchell beat us” gameplan worked about as poorly as you can imagine.

The degenerate gambler in me couldn’t help it.

Vegas thought Jarrett Allen was going to score 9, like he usually does?

I’m admittedly not much of a coach, but I’d also love to scream as loud as I possibly could at everyone on the blazers that isn’t Blake Wesley tonight.

Wonder if these refs know the whistle works on both sides of the court?

I understand that Blake Wesley isn’t a star player. But he’s the guy you need out there to make it all make sense. He’s the Dijon mustard on a sandwich; without it, your sandwich is a lottery team.

I’m not going to lie, I’m going to miss Duop. It’s so unfortunate that his injury happened when it did, just made him the easiest to move.

Thank you, Duop, always a blazer.

Oh no! Not Performance Enhancing P!

Sorry, art is my passion.

He puts up the first official NBA quintuple double while also breaking the single game assists and steals records. Let’s call it 35/15/31/10/12.

They give you the, “Scoot can kinda almost possibly practice (if nba practice actually existed) so he’ll be back soon… probably” and then they follow it up with, “Duop had his leg amputated, so we took him out back and shot him like Old Yeller.”

I hate basketball.

Is it funnier that he’s willing to frequently bend over backwards to suck his own dick, or that he’s genuinely excited to show everyone how good he is at it?

I also very much didn’t think dame would be here this year or next year, so I had thought about the possibility that when giannis actually asked out that Portland might be a fun landing spot, now it just seems like a terrible fit.

All the way up until someone in the family sat down to play cards with co-conspirator 8.*

*absolutely no reason to write this other than spite.

I mean, we have a point guard on the roster that won a championship with Giannis, but the guy that has the no trade clause is the one that didn’t succeed at all with him.

I mean, I HIGHLY doubt it, but I’ve seen stupider things in the last couple years. Bucks could get their picks back, which I’m sure they’d love and we definitely have enough money to ship out.

The one thing I pause on is coaching. Rivers is absolutely inept, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it looked better in Portland, but why chance it?

I do not want to see Damian Lillard and Giannis Antetokounmpo play on the same team ever again.

Yeah. Those teams weren’t anywhere close to .500 halfway through a season. It’s not the same, it’s worse.

This is what happens when games start at 4pm real time. Everyone fucking loses.

Had a lot of embarrassing losses over the last few years, this could be the worst.

I feel like at the g-league level it’s disrespectful to Blake Hinson.

uploaded some new antifascist stuff to the store — I significantly dropped prices on these because I want everyone who wants one to be able to afford them (if you feel compelled to do so, there is an option to leave a tip at checkout) every order comes with a free “FUCK ICE” sticker. basketghoul.com

We can all pretend this is just Deni being out, but how in the fuck do you set season low first quarter scoring in back to back games?

Portland looks like they spent last night at a bar.

“Grew up in Hollywood, he knows all about happy endings”

Fucking crazy quote from Kevin Calabro.

I guess I also forgot about Shaedon. This whole team is full of great ones.