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@johnnypilot.bsky.social

Racecars and pizza. Chicago.

201 Followers  |  365 Following  |  452 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  2.1814

Latest posts by johnnypilot.bsky.social on Bluesky

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

07.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 13204    🔁 6620    💬 112    📌 100
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Josh Giddey, Matas Buzelis hug after coming back from 24 points down and win the game against the 76ers.

05.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Preach

02.11.2025 13:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We live in a tumultuous world. But I take solace in the fact that the 2010 University of Alaska Fairbanks hockey intro video remains the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen.

01.11.2025 15:45 — 👍 172    🔁 46    💬 21    📌 33
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I’m here at practice, it’s the best car out there and it’s not close rn

31.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can we get a Ghost of Yotei review?

30.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looks like a slightly more refined version of Biff from “Back to the Future II”

29.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
29.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie says don 't work yourself up in a state like you do ALT: a man in a suit and tie says don 't work yourself up in a state like you do
26.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The window net from Charlotte arrived today! The vibes are good! Let’s get a win tomorrow!

25.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Kurt Suzuki got a one-year contract to manage the Angels.

Remember, when you're licking their boots by advocating for price-fixing, that MLB owners are already planning for a 2027 lockout 13 months ahead of the CBA expiration. They already know they're doing it.

22.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 95    🔁 33    💬 2    📌 3
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Im Alive GIF ALT: Im Alive GIF
21.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written below him ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written below him
19.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . '' ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''
18.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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snoop dogg is sitting in front of a microphone wearing sunglasses and saying `` who ? '' ALT: snoop dogg is sitting in front of a microphone wearing sunglasses and saying `` who ? ''
17.10.2025 03:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our new King

17.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of basketball players are sitting in a stadium and one of them is wearing a jersey that says timberwolves ALT: a group of basketball players are sitting in a stadium and one of them is wearing a jersey that says timberwolves

Please tell me the wolf in question is prime KG. If not, actually I’m in either way…

16.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ghost of Yotei reviews?

15.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The big set of clapping hands on the jumbotron shows me how I can help make it even louder. I appreciate that.

13.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIP to them both

12.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man speaking into a microphone with the words everyone is rooting for you above him ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words everyone is rooting for you above him
12.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Colored-pencil drawing of the 2003 altercation between Pedro Martínez and Don Zimmer

Colored-pencil drawing of the 2003 altercation between Pedro Martínez and Don Zimmer

Pedro Martínez and Don Zimmer, on this date in 2003

11.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 131    🔁 31    💬 3    📌 1

I was a freshman at SIU, also kinda hammered tho

11.10.2025 06:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a pirate hat is looking out a window . ALT: a man in a pirate hat is looking out a window .
11.10.2025 04:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was 9E before going to the show

11.10.2025 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Murican got me in BDL. Was supposed to be SAN. I wanted to cry when they reassigned🤦‍♂️

11.10.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same

11.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Big Bunter

11.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Loser leaves town match too, wow!

10.10.2025 04:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obvious shirts won’t make that one but they should

10.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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