Take every bright spot. They are fewer and fewer every day.

The boba tea is PEOPLE!!!

Umm... Hehe, hehehe he he mwah hahaha AAAAHAHAHA!!!

I only had the free version but I deleted that shit.
I'm sure it left the malware that tells the IDF where I am at all times tho.

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

But wait, I thought those cops pinky promised to be the good apples who would protect us from those bad apples...

When we say ACAB, we mean ACAB

Nobel Peace prize winner (derogatory)

Cool man. I'm not disagreeing. I'm not your enemy.

Cool man. Not the point. Calm down. Take your meds. Touch some grass.

Puerto rico is in no danger of either myself, or Thune, or anybody else for that matter forcing them to be a state.

Don't threaten me with a good time fr

Some days I just want to drink a bottle of tabasco sauce

Not sure I see the problem here

Unless you are rich. Then you'll probably be fine.

I hope you will all forgive me if I don't celebrate the end of the genocide just yet.

100% agree

I unironically love this movie. So many goofy tom cruise scifi classics. I count edge of tomorrow in there too

Space vampires, mouth lightning, Patrick Stewart, mwah... Chef's kiss.

Honestly, the first two Riddick movies are actually great. A lot of folks will give it up for pitch black, but the second has a perfect ratio of style/camp.

But we were sleeping. I've been sleeping.

Of course.

I feel like the term "uniquely unqualified" is starting to lose its meaning.
Not in like an overuse way, but in a, what does it mean if every single person in any kind of leadership is unqualified in a whole new crazy kinda way?

Everyone is shocked, I know

Thousands and thousands marching through Rome right now to say: Hands off the Flotilla. A whole day of action and general strike tomorrow.

Congratulations, your photo and metadata have all just been sold to every intelligence agency in the world.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

The media may not know what is happening in the world but their owners sure do.

Threads is fucking wild

Some people are too dumb to survive these times and they are in charge.

Same

The only person who cares less about the death of Charlie Kirk than me is Erika Kirk.