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This game is underrated. I feel like a lot of reviewers rightfully complained about the microtransactions, but in doing so overlooked the fact that the actual game was fantastic. I feel like it should be re-examined now that the dust has settled

03.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Its an image that just says "Pure Mood" with the album art of the 90s CD, thus completing the sentence "certified pure mood"; context: the original poster has a retro video game setup with cool mood lighting.

Its an image that just says "Pure Mood" with the album art of the 90s CD, thus completing the sentence "certified pure mood"; context: the original poster has a retro video game setup with cool mood lighting.

certified

01.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've also written new music for the upcoming update!
Here's a track
soundcloud.com/harlinjesse/...

Listen, but playing the game is *the way* to experience it best.
Does playing as a cyborg lizard in a low poly horror game & punching skeletons sound fun? It is.
@platonicpartnership.com

23.09.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Boomstock 2025 Showcase
YouTube video by Fulqrum Publishing Boomstock 2025 Showcase

Some of my music can be heard in this trailer from Boomstock 2025 (starts at 28:38) !!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZH...

@platonicpartnership.com - developer
@darkmoody.bsky.social - video editor

23.09.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A close-up of the composition files in an Adobe After Effects project; they list VOLTAGE_ prefixes, implying the project has something to do with electricity. Maybe dragons.

A close-up of the composition files in an Adobe After Effects project; they list VOLTAGE_ prefixes, implying the project has something to do with electricity. Maybe dragons.

Thankful to be editing something rad and VHS'y today for a friend. Time to crank up some Chu Ishikawa, Front Line Assembly, and @the-simian.bsky.social ๐Ÿ˜‰

08.09.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm working on a new track for this right now, I can't wait for you to hear it!

09.09.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to make it through an entire independent clause before I realized you meant a person and not a programming language ๐Ÿ˜„. I was even momentarily impressed with a modern framework's dedication to extreme legacy support.

05.09.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of new React Compiler docs.  you can see the actual docs here: https://react.dev/learn/react-compiler

screenshot of new React Compiler docs. you can see the actual docs here: https://react.dev/learn/react-compiler

new React Compiler docs have landed! thank you everyone for the feedback.

react.dev/learn/react-...

21.07.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Preview
[compiler] Rewrite React Compiler Docs by poteto ยท Pull Request #7868 ยท reactjs/react.dev We've received feedback that the compiler docs are difficult to understand and not prominent enough that people don't realize the compiler is a serious project and is near stable. This PR r...

i've started on a rewrite of the React Compiler docs thanks to the feedback from this thread: bsky.app/profile/nmn....

i want to make our compiler docs really great before the stable release, so i would love to hear more feedback!
github.com/reactjs/reac...

16.07.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

this is art

08.07.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

plagal af

08.07.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear Diary,
today some dev-ops curmudgeons griped about Pulumi in Slack while my dying UPS screeched like a demon every 15 seconds; I've glimpsed my highly specific personal hell

08.07.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was told by my kid (who also refuses hot dogs) that hot dogs taste too 'hot-doggy' and honestly I kind of get that. That's a fair point.

07.07.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They used a tortilla chip for a printer

30.06.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this image; like the chips themselves, looks pretty deep fried

30.06.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quod semper fuit
A lifeless Gray T-Rex stares
DNS erit

17.06.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Also i've written some music for this)

12.06.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude you didn't need to skibbity-remind-me I'm a living mummy, go tell chat GPT to do your college paper and let me rot peacefully

09.06.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PS2 used a different engine, with some pros and cons. You noticed the simplified level geometry but PS2 technically had better lighting and arguably better character models. Cons: the draw distance was more restricted, lower textures too
Bigger drawback is arguably no longtail of good PC only mods

09.06.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see you did QA, I be this was a challenging project from that perspective. Looks like I've played a lot of your work, like Thief, Kain and some lesser known things like Snowblind, Revenant.
DE is my fav game of all time (and Thief is up there too) so thank you!

09.06.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the younger crowd discovering this so much later understands how experimental and unorthodox of a game this was for the time when it landed. The darling of the year was the now-largely-forgotten Daikatana, whilst ion storm quietly cooked. DE deserves all the recognition.

09.06.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we stop using the word 'clean' to describe software, just like... across the board drop that adjective entirely?

The words you are looking for are "Undefiled by Roknurg, Herald of Pestilence"

05.06.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you haven't seen this yet, you're missing out on something unique and fun

05.06.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wish I were nearer-by this looks like it was awesome!

04.06.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This team has been constantly iterating and improving. My own team uses it cross-platform with storybook-react-native with much success, super hyped about this release!

03.06.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just wanna do heartwarming heist with plans and diagrams written in Crayola to help someone learn the true meaning of friendship or whatever with this lil guy

02.06.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deus Ex is literally my favorite game of all time
but?
HL2 is essentially endlessly replayable if you go to moddb and engage in the vibrant modding world. If you see it as a platform and not just a game.

31.05.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly where Object Oriented Programming belongs

27.05.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was probably one of those 20 people. Still enjoy Eyelicker now and then

12.05.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Special ops: "My god this sonic weapon is actually psychically attacking me"
Ben: "Whoops, left my early 2000's Datach'i in the playlist"

12.05.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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