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But a humble facedoxxing poaster. Long poasts for your pleasure at spencerjohnson.substack.com

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Spencer Johnson

the whole internet is down because of cloudflare

but you know what website isnt down???

spencerjohnson.net

HIRE ME

18.11.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

womp womp, cant read the news today until cloudflare comes back up

18.11.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on twitter people post about their families, on bluesky people post about their pets

let the reader understand

18.11.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bluesky feels stuck in a permanent 2018

how are people still talking about the same topics they were almost a decade ago?!

18.11.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i remember when that microsoft/crowdstrike update crashed all the computers in the world, my department was the only one at work still working

that was an insane day

18.11.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so how many billion dollar companies do we think are down today as well because of cloudflare?

18.11.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

was hoping it wasnt just me!

18.11.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELLO IS THIS THING ON?

18.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weirdly i can read tweets but replies wont load. i think the timeline finally died though. so, hi visa ๐Ÿ‘‹ lol

10.03.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went to clear out my raised bed to prepare for new spring planting. found a bunch of carrots that never grew last year! it froze and snowed inches over them and just now they started sprouting???

10.03.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna start using rotating sandwiches dot com just to get lunch inspiration

10.03.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

twitter's down, hello everybody

10.03.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not to be rude but i'm starting to think that short form social media isn't right for some of you if you can't handle seeing a post that isn't accompanied by a full sociopolitical analysis and history of the topic at hand when the topic is like. littering is bad. there's a character limit on here

06.01.2024 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1053    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Nothing else of note happened today except the visitation of the magi, right?

07.01.2024 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Epiphany, everybody

07.01.2024 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please be nice to customer service people. yelling doesnt help you.

28.12.2023 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guys quick i need that meme of a cartoon man trying to stab another man but the news media camera makes it look like the exact opposite. its mostly beige with black linework characters.

26.12.2023 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one day, google will announce that they're shutting down search

17.06.2023 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

anyone with a sincere yeehaw in their heart officially has a y-pass

16.06.2023 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is there library discourse. who wanted this

16.06.2023 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

been really enjoying a simple french press with a bit of honey in the morning these past few weeks. so much easier than manually pulling espresso lmao

16.06.2023 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we all want to be wanted, noticed

16.06.2023 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

isnt the goal to avoid being the main character? sounds like youve won tbh

16.06.2023 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does anyone here have experience running social media ads for an insurance agency? i feel like all the advice i find is explicitly for D2C or B2B, neither of which really works for insurance.

16.06.2023 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need work lunch suggestions

12.06.2023 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its a normal bright sunny day out but the surprise lightning and thunder outside just now made my cat fully jump

23.05.2023 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

been sick all last night and today. i had absolutely no energy this morning and didnt get out of bed till noon.

its crazy how much energy you can get from a simple bowl of chicken noodle soup

23.05.2023 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gm skyline say it back

12.05.2023 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the pigeons in hawaii have red feet, v cool

12.05.2023 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

current aspiration: become Gumby

09.05.2023 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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