Dying-Inside Cat Dad

Rhymes with Boobleigh

They’ve used these “administrative subpoenas” to go after Pro-Palestine and Anti-ICE protesters over and over.

They’ve sent them to Instagram to get the identities of protesters. They’ve used them to demand detailed personal info of 7,000 hospital employees who participated in protests.

I can't fucking believe Will Stancil is doing a then-as-farce Pool arc

Not to roleplay for cope, but Lucius Fox would have shot Wayne on next sight if he had told him he was giving it to the government.

The man who murdered Renee Good didn't need a bodycam because HE FILMED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS HIS IG REEL

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Oh how terrible, a literal dumpster fire, better replace my cointelpro hat for my outright fed hat.

Can't wait for another round of not giving two shits about all anyone can talk about. D'you see his plans for Gaza? Burn the Kennedy Center down.

Stancil 2 Weeks ago: I’m going to follow ICE around in my Honda Fit and really give it to them.

Me: Wait for it…

Stancil now: …and another thing, OPSEC is for pussies. I’ll tell you what this revolution needs…first of all don’t say revolution, it polls badly…

Me: There it is.

she added, "it'd be as ridiculous as asking about MY blatant connections to him, or my wife's.. preposterous"

Sorry.

you come at the king, you better not miss.

They're telling me singing the National Anthem is not the same thing as the biggest concert of the year.

Out of touch husband walking in on his wife having sex with three men in their bedroom: “this isn’t a very 6-7 type of day…”

Incredible cold-open from @birdrespecter.bsky.social

IT Crowd was so right for this

Reid Hoffman @reidhoffman .•• Give us a break: If you cared about the victims as you say, you'd stop making false accusations to cover your ass and start using your $220m of influence with President Trump to get justice for the victims. Instead, you're focused on comparing my visit fundraising for MIT to your begging to go to his island (which happened TWO YEARS before the screenshot you shared), and helicoptering over to Epstein looking for the "wildest party." You lied about this to everyone for over a decade, and now your excuse (it's disgusting, by the way) is that you could get young girls without Epstein? Elon Musk " X @elonmusk • 17h This is how I knew so long ago that Reid Ho went to Epstein's island.

I think it’s cool that the two billionaires who think they can buy all of politics are in a “no u” fight over visiting a pedophile sex trafficker’s island.

$3,000 billion dollars. the whole earth is being turned into paperclips right now for this trash people don't even want being shoved into every product that's consistently failing businesses that are trying to use it, deeply screws up and even undoes learning in ways that seem borderline irreparable

Absolutely brutal interview

People have NO idea how much personal data they generate constantly and how much it can be used to predict your exact behaviors, interests, and discussion topics. You are being tracked and profiled unless you take steps to prevent it. It is not being done by your phone listening to you 24/7.

Did you try cream

Oh but when Frankie says it it's a quirky Friends reference.

Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.

Looking for a beautiful woman named Physical Media

Bart Simpson, when asked by his Mensa teacher for an example of a "paradox," saying, "Well... you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

"The good advice that you just didn't take," WHAT DO YOU MEEEAAAN

This is my brain on drugs

I literally refused to use my office's email templates before the supervisor writing them got onto her AI kick. If I ever do because I haven't made my own yet, I never use my name. Incredible to see someone with so little self-respect.

screenshot from axios 🐝 Democrats are buzzing about Shapiro's new memoir, "Where We Keep the Light." So, after uploading a PDF of the text, we asked Chat GPT to write a New Yorker-style review, with a focus on prose and literary qualities. The result:

Now they just need to replace her phone with a toy.