Allegedly Functional Adult

Emerald-green orbs

HE’LL YEAH BORTHER

when you break up and stop talking to her friends

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

ILLEGAL ALIEN VS. SEXUAL PREDATOR

A bunch of 90s kids gathered around a desktop computer, stoked by what's happening on screen

Bluesky right now:

Everyone rn

Everyone on Twitter right now.

Jack Poso Ev @JackPosobiec Follow Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows This is direct communication (phallocentric) vs indirect communication (gynocentric) I understand you aren't used to it 4:33 PM • 6/5/25 • 53K Views

I cannot stop wheezing

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

Cry laughing

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

I’ll chill when I have conquered my goals.

We’re at 95 but haven’t moved in a bit - we’re so close, people! Share far and wide and if we get to 100 within the next two hours, I’ll send a personal meme to every person who reposts this!

U would have to leave ur place first so I ain’t worried

My very talented artist friend @sinlesssensation.bsky.social is only FIVE followers away from doing his first art giveaway! Check out his stuff and smash that follow button for a chance at some primo art of your OC!

My friend @sinlesssensation.bsky.social said he’d do an art giveaway at 100 followers and he’s at 84 rn so pls go follow so I can hopefully win the Tony The Tiger piece I’ve dreamed of having commissioned for years

Lov u too bby

My friend @sinlesssensation.bsky.social said he’d do an art giveaway at 100 followers and he’s at 84 rn so pls go follow so I can hopefully win the Tony The Tiger piece I’ve dreamed of having commissioned for years

fandom wiki article with list of songs sung by the robot on phineas and ferb

dare you to name another artist with this flawless a track record

yelling at fascists is good and it can get results 👍

oh what could the salute has possibly been

She Shadow on my Hedgehog til I Chaos Control

How long until I see Sonic 3?

A cop searching a bush

He’s looking for Rupees

Repost this if trans people should have free boneless wings