Michael

The server complimented me on how prepared I was when ordering my food and coffee. It’s possible to win at ordering and this is a normal thing to want

It's been 10 years since 2016. These people will never move on

When the big breaking news finally comes, before they even have the chance to lower the flags to half-mast, the entire world will be like...

Cat poop sandwich

If the tariffs are paid back to US companies I will fully believe this was a planned transfer of wealth all along

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

Ok rich ass

Oh no, rich people can't cut in line?!

I don’t mock anybody as fiercely and unrepentantly as I mock people driving this thing. I point. I laugh. I gun my (superior) engine. I don’t let them into traffic. I don’t let them pass on the right or the left. I will out my car back into park rather than give them next for a parking space.

A makeup company doesn’t exist to make makeup, they exist to make profit. No business exists to make a product or service, the point is profit.

And this extends to so many aspects of life; food, housing, healthcare. None of these things exist for the purpose of serving humans.

ACAB includes this little rat

Look, now that we're trying for real consequences for the Epstein files, maybe we should also take another look at the Panama Papers

"welcome to accountability, western-style"

I've aged beyond the point of caring. Send me out to pasture

Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old

Juicy on the ass

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

A 1:30 scale rc keep painted flat black with gold accents. The headlights have red lenses

A 1:30 scale rc keep painted flat black with gold accents. The headlights have red lenses

1:30 scale rc jeep painted flat black with gold topographic map lines painted on the side

1:30 scale rc jeep painted flat black with gold topographic map lines painted on the side

Gave my friend's scx30 a custom paint job this weekend. Really pleased with how it came out. Giving it back to him tomorrow

been mulling lately how the thoughtful position on john brown during much of my life was some version “his cause was righteous but it’s wrong to kill people” instead of “there are certain crimes that are so offensive to basic humanity and to god that violence, as a last resort, is righteous”

Only deeply sick societies spend obscene amounts on chains, cages, walls, and all-seeing cameras as opposed to stuff that fosters beauty, joy, health, people who can think, and a natural world capable of sustaining it all.

”fetterman” literally means the guy who forges your shackles, so at least poetry still lives

If ICE will not follow the law we should not consider it protected by the law.

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

Meme of Star Trek character Geordi La Forge in a disapproving 'woah, hang on' stance, and the words 'An overly commercialised holiday encouraging you to celebrate the thing you should be celebrating every day', followed by the same character in an approving 'yeahhh!' stance, and the words 'Captain James Cook getting stabbed right in his colonizing f[union jack]cking neck on Feb 14 1779'

One for my VALENTINE'S DAY BOOSTIES! 💜💜💜

There are so many of you I want to tag into this - you show up day after day, week after week, uplifting survival needs and getting folks seen for more support, and I APPRECIATE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH 💜💜💜

Thanks for helping #KeepFolksAlive ✊🏻

Are you going to do plaster cloth over it? Looks good already!

This is probably ok

In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”

"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son

Bullies get a smack. We're going to get in trouble for that?

OK.