Deet Wise

Is Melissa Biden's Katrina?

If only the genre were comedy, not horror.

While Home Delivery isn't available in my location, the convenience of vomiting on a paper edition would streamline my housecleaning routine.

Biden must resign.

Ezra Pound I mean Klein is being a fascist sycophant the right way.

...Abundantly.

...Or that God has become too woke.

Awaiting Trump's 5,000 word article, about the baptism of Leif Erikson, "On The Historical Unity Of America, Greenland and Canada."

You don't have to be a man to be offended by this. But it helps.

It's time.

Perhaps it's some sort of honour all mainstream American media are taking to parodying you.

At this point I'm happy describing those who use Trump's stupid alliterative name for the bill, or indeed who quote him at all or ever repeat any of his abuses of our language, as Trump platformers and enablers if not supporters.

Democrats want for abundance in naming their legislation.

So, is this the onset of a more traditional lower-tech style coup in which Musk and Vance depose Trump? I'm new to oligarchies.

...Unless they were writing in a genre of insipid low comedy. Unfortunately, this is no comedy.

Public bismuth subsalicylate subsidies for "abundance agenda" induced nausea, please.

In other words, Trump's signature is being deployed across thousands of documents to effect radical policy shifts and the American public is being purposefully shielded from who is wielding the executive's power.

Once in a while it would be nice, assuming his views are reported at all, if someone mentioned that Musk is ultimately just another ass-hole in a hat. The rest of us private citizens (who already live in debt slavery) probably have opinions about the spending bill too but nobody gives a shit.

That an inestimable American thinker and defender is made to feel compelled to apologize for his service on behalf of global democracy is a sad indication of the current condition of the USA.

Feeling pretty certain the "give me $61 billion for a golden dome" demand means the numbers "6" and "1" were in whatever Trump paid for his hair.

In many cases it seems those Americans who always announce they are moving to Canada following elections they dislike normally lack the courage to move to Canada.

It is an honour that Professor Snyder wishes to teach here.

In all likelihood Biden is a year older than he was at this same time last year and none of the Democrats seem to be addressing this.

Oh crap, this one's already real.

Good god if there's one thing there's already way too much of it's abundance.

Even the Guardian, or its AI, lets incipient Trumpism slip.

Could we please phase the word "deals" from English till the regime's end? And read, perhaps: "...begins... trip... exacting tributes and seeking to surpass inconceivable extremes in corruption."

Climate crisis on track to destroy capitalism, warns top insurer Action urgently needed to save the conditions under which markets – and civilisation itself – can operate, says senior Allianz figure

Finally - some good news!
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The American belief that everything anywhere is about Trump can indeed sometimes be partly right.

I can no longer bear to finish reading headlines that begin with "Trump says..." Why are we still quoting this man? Who cares what he says? Save it for his tribunal.

Indeed kleptocracy - I mean, capitalism - is formalised oligarchy. It's all money-worship.

Blame Canada Our warmongering, drugged-out conspiracy theory

Power/drug addicts Trump/Musk have been floating a military invasion of Canada by the USA all along. This is becoming evident in Canada, and the sooner Americans acknowledge it, and the fact that empires lose colonial wars these days, the better.
snyder.substack.com/p/the-absurd...