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I never wear shoes because they make me fall down with disease. 50% ⭕️ 40% πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 10% 🎭

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UK Government to Reportedly Ban Ticket Resale Above Face Value "Wembley Stadium (37)" by Martin Pettitt is licensed under CC BY 2.0. Ticket reselling for profit will be outlawed in the UK under new legislation

Good. Make this shit universal. jambands.com/news/2025/11...

18.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This entire set is πŸ”₯. The transition into the wheel, the morning dew. Chefs kiss.

14.11.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The National - Mr. November (Live Uncut)
YouTube video by The National The National - Mr. November (Live Uncut)

First time I’ve blasted this on election night in 17 years. Congrats @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

youtu.be/bxWQMyoYJBU?...

05.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mamdani Surprises Nightclub In New York During Halloween
YouTube video by Newsweek Mamdani Surprises Nightclub In New York During Halloween

"Deep thank you to Papi Juice" was not something I expected to hear the future mayor say this week. (Are you proud of me? I haven't mentioned how hot he is yet.) (He's so hot.)

www.youtube.com/shorts/MBujN...

03.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obvs voted for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social by mail days ago.

03.11.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So very this. Summer tours stress me out. There’s so much competition. But a show in February? Sign me up. I’ll bring the garbage bags for the coats.

03.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody please set this to the peak of the reading disease.

31.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gamehendge was expensive, yall.

30.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

50% ⭕️ 40% πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 10% 🎭

30.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Goose NYE show means the phish stunt is goose and phish play WEST SIDE STORY in its entirety with goose as the sharks and phish as the jets (with professional singers so we don’t do a racism and we don’t have to hear Mike sing β€œa boy like that”)

thoughts?

30.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

(I love my husband we’re fine he knows)

29.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How does @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social plan to face the most important challenge he will face in office: being my boyfriend?

29.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone seen an nyc ballot guide ala what working families sometimes puts out (but doesn’t seem to have this year)?

20.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both a solid argument for the efficacy of unabashed nerdery

17.10.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NYC’s next mayor or the next drummer in @goose-band.bsky.social ?

13.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- Deacon, do you realize you have stranded one of history’s most important figures in San Dimas?
- He was a dick!

13.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My students are rehearsing a play with a character named Jennifer.
Me: How does the play start?
Them: Jennifer Dances.
Me: You all get A's.

10.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss Phil lesh

08.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think @trey.com would get a kick out of trying to buy a ticket to a Phish show.

26.09.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that sweet Hit PTMB lotto β€”> Sleep the night before ticketmaster on sale transition

26.09.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad moment to share that I also said "the semicolon is my boyfriend."

24.09.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Teaching freshman comp was not on my manifestation board for 2025 but at least I got to utter the phrase β€œa semicolon is just a period in drag” today.

24.09.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, listening to the Santa Barbara tapes from 2021.

23.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to meet all my new phriends in sec 208 row 1!

23.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no relief on earth like hitting @phish.com lotto for a decent pair of NYE run tix.

23.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I continue to be extremely well liked at work.

22.09.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A hormone collector

18.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Christ: staving, hung

18.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A spice saving rung

18.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a lice saving dung

18.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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