Jonny

Andy Salmon, chief executive of Swim England

From my daughter's swimming certificate

Whenever I see the word 'vibing' I try the sentence with the full 'vibrating' to see if it still works.

In the org that I work for, I think to myself, if the external regulators were to ask why or how a particular decision was made they're not gonna be happy if you just open up a laptop and say "ask Copilot"

Can I just say something controversial?
It's NOT perfectly legitimate to have concerns about immigration.

Jim Ratcliffe loves the UK so much, he changed his tax residency to Monaco to save £4billion.

Sounds like a goer.

Is there a way for the rest of the world to sue Donald Trump for trashing the planet? What's next, deliberately adding CFCs back into deodorant spray? Mandatory smoking lessons for children?

The band Suede, with Brett Anderson standing with arms outstretched in front of the crowd.

Saw them in York at the weekend. My wife's a super fan and I was thinking I'd just get a bit of a nostalgia kick but they were in fact amazeballs.

My boss lives in South London, i live in Leeds and the rest of my team live in London, Newcastle or Oxford. WHICH OFFICE SHOULD I GO INTO, NIGEL?

Turn off reposts is a big one for me. I'm more of a lurker and a follower than a poster, but there are some people that have a lot of interesting stuff to say themselves but are also serial reposters, and the timeline sometimes has several of their reposts in a row which ends up in me unfollowing

That post just needed a "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" to finish it off.

Screenshot of an eBay notification: "Fire creps picked by experts. The top brands in the game. All here."

I've previously searched on eBay for running trainers and this is my punishment: "Fire creps" notifications forever

Or a hotel that's out in the sticks? Labour have been so disappointing to me with their Reform-style policies

Must be a tough time being an Alan. Being held responsible for all the world's ills and also being the solution to every problem.

a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to each other with the words tickets tickets who needs tickets below them ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to each other with the words tickets tickets who needs tickets below them

It's time to replace the pointless "Tick here to prove I'm human" box on gig tickets to something that proves you actually want to see the band yourself rather than tout to make a few 💷. Like something only a true fan would know.
"Click all the squares that show members from the 1997 lineup"

Facebook for me is now a record of elements of my life up to about 2015 and a means to get rid of stuff on the local free page. And yet I still see school parents on there slagging each other off or complaining about petty bollocks in full public view.

C'mon, we've all forgotten to cancel free AOL trials in the past.

Thank you, that's very helpful! My girls love your books by the way 😊

Will never forget the car boot upgrade we got to replace our green screen CPC464 monitor with a colour one.

Watching from the UK at what's happening in the USA with horror whilst also worrying that the US Constitution isn't worth the parchment it's written on 📜

Hi @jamiesmart.bsky.social. My daughter would like to know if there's a particular order to read Bunny vs Monkey books in please 😄

Stick in bike spokes meme. 1st frame: "Labour" 2nd frame: "Implement Reform-lite policies, popularity plummets" 3rd frame: "Why would Andy Burnham do this to us?"

Just scrolled past and almost thought it was the Blessed Paddington doing his thing. Wishful thinking?

Loving the 'noughties forever' stuff on 6 music on @laurenlaverne.bsky.social 's show.
I can tell it's my era as I'm naming the song/artist within a few seconds of each song starting.

All news reports that quote Trump should use the exact sentences he says and not the 'sanewashed' ones. Including the pauses and the tangents he wanders off on.

WHY DOES NOBODY PULL HIM UP ON ANY OF THE HATEFUL BOLLOCKS HE'S SPOUTING???

(Might it be that there is a whole industry built around amplifying the hate, racism, misogyny and getting paid for it?)

Quick, AskJeeves what the problem is

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose

BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

Hopefully not defected to Reform