Jokic: Foile a Dimes

This description of the play is basically accurate but doesn't understand that all that stuff they're mad about is good as hell

I think there should be a yearly fox boomer stipend where every old person is given a free trip to the closest city. They can get a nice tour of the downtown area, be shown how there aren't any burnt down buildings, have some ice cream, make a whole trip of it. I'd pay more taxes for that.

*man who can only remember Christian adult contemporary from the early 90's* well I don't see why we can't have Carmen do the super bowl

Look, there are always surprise guests at the halftime show so I don't think we should count Lee Greenwood out just yet

(nodding sagely) Gomen and Tikel Gomen is walking the angel's path

Pretty wild that you can be right-wing and get SCOTUS to listen to you sympathetically if you just make up a fake situation where you don't get to discriminate against someone so long as you go "but I wanna"

Just rolled credits on Silksong. Not sure how to word this, but the difficulty is infuriating at points but absolutely in thematic unity with what the game is doing. And now that I can see the full picture, it really is a complete artistic statement.

Consistently I barely feel the covid shot and wince at the flu shot

Look, he's been a great humanitarian recently but sometimes Dr. Acula backslides

The new Geese joint is a real "these guys had *this* in them??" album

If you're not shaken out of an AI-induced nostalgic stupor the moment you see a Walmart lobster tank than you are already lost to this world

Saudi Arabia hired me because they like how I question authority

When the Lakers run the worst inbound play you've ever seen this season, you'll know this is why

They're irredeemable no matter what they do at this point but I'm still surprised how comfortable these guys are with straight up attacking women, even with cameras on them

I feel compelled to add: ew

In the sense that he's always jumping out of the way before penetration?

This dingus got herself stuck under the couch three separate times today

I love how every day the supreme court issues a ruling that trump is the constitution's awaited philosopher king, he goes on tv to declare that band-aids are banned for 12-year-olds because they imbalance the humors

Excellent explication sir

Imagine saying the word "podcast" to Bob Dylan. You can't, it simply wouldn't happen

If you were to give an award for the person least likely to have any clue who Charlie Kirk was, it would be Bob Dylan in a landslide

I'm not so unknowledgeable that this disabuses me of any notions of how the world works, but every once and while I truly can't believe we gave this whiny dumb old man the keys to the most powerful position in the world twice.

Executive-in-Chief making laws based off the "skipping lunch" doctrine

Doing virtue signaling by taking five painstaking years of my life to eventually sign two copies of my book at some Midwest Barnes and Noble

Just got back from watching Pan's Labrynth which is, at least in regards to what happens to fascists, a joyful romp

Republicans in this country are simply the toughest babies around. Flexing their biceps while filling their diapers to the brim.

Gotta say, I'm genuinely surprised at the sheer number of industries that bent the knee in hopes of making a few more ducats from the king

hell yeah, I love scorpions, I'll never stop giving them back rides across this river

It's not just the usual dissembling and hypocrisy, it's that the reality they're attempting to manufacture is the pure opposite of actual reality and all their professed values, and it's because they have impulses of violence they don't want to contain anymore

The reaction to the shooting is so much more insane than I was prepared for. I feel like I'm disassociating.