KT!

God forbid you watch a single video on TikTok to length because then you’ll only see videos of the same subject for the next 1000 swipes MINIMUM

I DO not understand how people get addicted to gambling. I’m still thinking about the $25 I lost on that UFC fight 😩

And the only thread I’m super invested in is Thaddeus’

A little over 8 months on testosterone and I can confidently say my ass is gonna go bald 👨🏽‍🦲

These are mah ladies

Watching Pixar films in order until they figure out eyelids/blinking

My only mission lately has been to feed Linda-Lee.

Life suck but also good.

Man, I don’t like Christmas and I don’t like shopping…

I didn’t expect to get so emotional unwrapping my grandparents cookie jar. Been digging in this thing my entire life and it’s bittersweet for it now be mine.

Maude keeps hissing into the ether because she can sense Bugs presence

Meet Bug

It’s been a bit of a ride the last few months but I didn’t think we’d get hit this soon, I guess. AI can srsly suck my butt. I hope your friend finds something soon!

My 2 year anniversary at work was yesterday :D I was laid off today D:

The Grimmerie will only open for those who want to do good, but only bad things happen when it is read from. Is The Grimmerie rage bait? In this essay I will…..

I did call him about the news though and he said, “Slick Willy is slicker than ya thought.”

I wish my dad understood anything about the internet because he’s Bill Clinton’s biggest fan and he would be eating up the memes right now

An entire empty airport bathroom and you wanna shit next to ME?!

Game play time go up
Stress go down

I love walking into the bathroom at work and seeing things that make me say, “I don’t even know what that is…” as I go to a different stall.

And she replies with a 👍

I text my ma to hangout the same way a creepy ex does.

My Halloween Bbys!

I’m so fucking happy that I finally watched Showgirls

Where is Super Mario Fishing? I wanna be Birdo catching hyper realistic looking fish plz

Every work email I’ve gotten since we’ve been bought out has been bad news. And they never even announced their hours cut to 32 a week for full time. LIKE HELLO??

*Dies in game*

Me: This game fucking SUCKS.

*Continues playing game*

Dear people with facial hair,
Does the mustache eventually learn not to grown INTO the mouth or is this just life now?

The best purchase we’ve made for our house so far has been the air purifier that turns into an angry little Cylon every time we smoke weed.