@nickwithans.bsky.social
hello, how are you, I am under the water, please help me
If you aren’t throwing a party when these ghouls die, are you really living?
26.01.2026 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s still Phil Collins, pal.
31.12.2025 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0-Throw for 300 yards
Yeah, and I want to look good naked but I just don’t think it’s in the cards
Will the Thrill cummin
15.12.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This feels like a jinx
07.12.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve had this queued up for ten minutes and now can’t post it for another half hour just to give you an idea of how dogshit this kid still is
07.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The first (and last!) time I will get to enjoy watching the Vikings this year
07.12.2025 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feels like after Brosmer and “our little secret” Kwesi is a dead man walking. Feels crazy to chop KOC but this is some historically bad offense each and every game and the clear issues with player development are really shining a bright ass spotlight
01.12.2025 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Triple digit passing yards 🙌🙌
28.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Real story is probably a Full Metal Jacket “socks with bars of soap” style beating on the team plane on the way back
24.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I don’t have a headache, coach.“
“Yeah, but we’ve all got headaches watching you play, sit the fuck down.”
Assuming 345 and 346 are also JJ? Maybe a little Wentz for spice?
24.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I agree wholeheartedly with this sentiment which is why the excuses for JJMC over the next 5 weeks are going to be so tiring
24.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Immediate pick on first down. FUCK.
23.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OH BOY, ANOTHER JJMC THREE AND OUT
23.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The things I said about Kurt over the years pale in comparison to how I feel about JJMC
23.11.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I owe Kurt Cousins a large and sincere apology
23.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Good confirmation that he has working eyesight
17.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would rather go to my mom’s house than watch any more Vikings football
16.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This game is going great great great
09.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is his foot broken? Throw him in!
29.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Respectfully, why the fuck is Brandle playing center again?
24.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1S-A-W-F-T
15.09.2025 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back to absolutely dreading watching my favorite team play football
15.09.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perhaps it is time to invest in an escalator?
09.07.2025 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There’s a ton of discourse over there for the championship softball team right now for absolutely no reason as well. Her teammates seem awfully excited that they won and it seems to me that’s all that should matter
07.06.2025 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Of course I know what you were singing, but for everybody else?
05.06.2025 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw this exact bottle walking to the parking garage, lol
02.06.2025 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you offer a draw?
27.04.2025 23:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
