chad is overwhelmed

Me tooooooooooo 😑

Well that’s weird..have you tried playing with the return options to see if it gives you different results?

Was it sold/fulfilled by Amazon? Or a third party seller? I’ve found that return policies can be a little sketch if it’s not directly from Amazon…

That looks amaaaazing

Shane Hollander (Hudson Williams)

Ilya Rozanov (Connor Storrie)

Dearest, darlingest My dear
Momsie and father
Popsicle

Babe wake up, new Technology Connections xmas light vid dropped 🎄

Okay, update: the next episode is called The Gap, so that is promising. Unless of course it’s a reference to the store. That would be less promising.

IT FUCKEN WIMDY Fox meme

Seattle tonight

I’d probably hold out for the six-fold

I’m just going to say that I really hope Vince Gilligan did a google, and has a plan for dealing with the Darién Gap

I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Seriously Onion-esque lol

Pantone 2026 color, “cloud dancer” aka white

Pantone’s 2026 color of the year really is something

Also something I hope for!

I just hope that someday, somewhere, a man will pledge his life and sword to me. I don’t feel like that’s too much to ask for??

It’s beautiful, spicy at times, melancholy, and kind of epic. Also semi-devastating (complimentary)

Also the email says “beginning around December 24”…so um, do you not know when? You’re the one doing it.

Apparently my Seattle Times subscription is almost doubling, and will be significantly more than what I pay for the NYT? Kind of laughable tbh 🙃

I accept 🙂‍↕️

Really makes you think

StopAntisemitism nominating Ms. Rachel for “antisemite of the year”, because she says children shouldn’t be genocided, really does say a lot

I almost started it with my parents 😂 glad I waited until I came home

“And how in the hell do you not have ANYTHING from ‘Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant’?!”

If I haven’t been following the internet discourse since Wednesday, can I have 5 kisses?

I really need HBO to fix their lighting/color grading for Heated Rivalry, because this is just homophobic

Sad we’re not there of course…but more than happy to root for Vancouver over Miami

Me at the orgy.

A Sub Pop sub top fall?