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What will Trump's Pearl Harbor message look like?

60 minutes of the failing fake news CBS will interview Marjorie Taylor Greene tonight. She can still go to hell. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Could we light this man on fire? That would be at least a little bit of satisfaction.

Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand

(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)

May I add to your wife's idea? After everyone has left... controlled implosion of the Epstein Ballroom. I'm open to suggestions as to the sound track.

Can't stop the signal.

Hang on... DeSantis is now proposing a bill to reign in AI. Are we in bizarro land?

"The Supreme Court is set to decide if the Constitution violates the Constitution."

So the US is now, essentially, declaring Europe as an enemy... what the fuck

Scotland responds by beating Farage with golf clubs.

“Submitted for the approval of the Cosmic Cock Authority…”

Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child

The perfect analogy of how he stands is “like the front half of a geriatric centaur.”

Don’t say Mr. Spock doesn’t do anything for you.

I’m sharing this at the correct time of the year.

You are welcome. 🖖

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Same reason he doesn't have properly-tailored suits... he doesn't want anyone else giving him advice because his is *perfect* in his mind.

how long until Trump bans Chip Somodevilla of Getty from the White House? 😳

If you look into Michael West he gets shadier and shadier. He would fake “bite prints” on camera and yet people still trusted “forensic dentistry.” It’s insane.

You could make a dream interpreter very rich. 😉

So far, in less than one year, Donald Trump has issued over TEN TIMES as many pardons as he did in his entire four-year first term. That’s a lot of criminals released onto our streets.

this clip encapsulates so much of what has been wrong about MSM Trump coverage for the past decade -- treating Trump's lies and bigotry as a valid "side" of a debate instead of calling it out, because calling it out makes it seem as though you're biased

"We're looking at the data..."

The... data of "garbage" or "not garbage"?

True story: I was listening to the episode during my morning walk around the neighborhood and some of the sound effects caused me to look around the block in confusion, trying to figure out where the noises came from because of their realism. You knocked the audio production beyond Rangus VI.

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Our new series begins NOW!

Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.

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Juck yeah, let's gooooo! Orange beers all around!

Yeah, definitely. Last time I was in the Twin Cities I was robbed, shot, and beaten 436 times by Somalians over the course of a weekend.

The hell is Emmer smoking?

Score!

Just wait until you play New Vegas and fall in love.

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I am absolutely baffled that didn’t happen here in Wisconsin.

Fun fact... we don't "know what [you] mean."

So we fired a quarter-million dollar missile to kill two defenseless people holding on for dear life. Yeah, how the *fuck* do you sleep at night, you ghouls?