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@pengwin.bsky.social

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a man is eating a hot dog and saying " i don t know if you 're allowed to do that " Alt: a man is eating a hot dog and saying " i don t know if you 're allowed to do that "
02.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct. This is insane. It's one step from an I Think You Should Leave sketch.

17.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's weird to go after her specifically like this with your platform.

16.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As a 90's teen I dressed in all black and adults didn't say "are you goth?" , they say "what are you, Johnny Cash?"

10.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad you're sharing this, but this video was taken by @mskellymhayes.bsky.social and posted on 9/19, you should credit her for it

08.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come for the pizza, stay to protest the feds

07.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lesson taken from "it's not the crime, it's the cover up" that got people caught previously is that they shouldn't bother covering up their crimes. And it's working.

07.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does the story simply say the woman in Brighton Park allegedly drove her car into a Border Patrol vehicle? There is reporting that the body camera footage disproves this claim. It's irresponsible to continue to print the allegations from the feds without highlighting the doubt that they're true

07.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly my first thought was "from Santa to Satan"

07.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop posting and get Illinois State Police out of Broadview. They are helping ICE attack and detain protesters

03.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me " Alt: a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "

Kriss Kross right now

01.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You didn't alt text your screenshots of a post with other screenshots and the reply

/s

28.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now it lives in your pocket and says "touch me" every 5-10 seconds

21.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Afraid to see this with the Sox instead of the Cubs....

13.08.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta AC Slater that commode

23.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of the referenced Bloodhound Gang CD, zoomed in to show the year of publication. "2000 Geffen Records, Inc." with the 2000 circled in blue

Picture of the referenced Bloodhound Gang CD, zoomed in to show the year of publication. "2000 Geffen Records, Inc." with the 2000 circled in blue

Amazing he had to go back this far because he's so far from the pulse

21.07.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walsh's post would literally be an Onion quote making fun of guys like him

19.07.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What did they air in the home office in Sioux City during Letterman? Maybe that

18.07.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Completely different high quality food, just out of frame

14.07.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of OP pic, "view full thread" circled in red with an arrow, followed by two comments seemingly unrelated to the original post

Screenshot of OP pic, "view full thread" circled in red with an arrow, followed by two comments seemingly unrelated to the original post

What the hell happened in there?

14.07.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: What arguments is it that you can't have on BlueSky? Opinions on cats?

A: No

Q: Arguments over what a joke is?

A: No, not that

Q: What arguments then?

A: You know the ones

12.07.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@iwriteok.bsky.social this is straight outta "After the Revolution"

09.07.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone told my spouse that their child calls our house "the one where they care about everyone" because we put up lights for Pride and have the heavily mocked sign

An elderly Asian neighbor pointed to our sign, saying "thank you" to me when he was out for a walk

These things matter to people

07.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dalai Lama apologizes after video asking child to β€˜suck’ his tongue sparks outcry | CNN The Dalai Lama has apologized after a video emerged showing the spiritual leader kissing a child on the lips and then asking him to β€œsuck my tongue” at an event in northern India.

Did we really just move on from this? www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/i...

06.07.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Internalized gerontocracy

26.06.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been driving the same Honda for 20 years, hasn't caught fire and locked me inside even once

18.06.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And still, they're trying to build a prison...

18.06.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How come? Genuinely asking and hoping to learn

10.06.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate you illustrating the issue for people with a clear reference. Seeing too many "this is illegal if you do this you're stupid" posts that don't actually help people understand the problem

29.05.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got to book 3 of Hyperion and immediately clocked where the plot was going with the protagonist and the child, which became even more ick when I found out he'd been a school teacher

29.05.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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