Michael Roplastics

i’d love to replace the inarguably bad ios keyboard, but… not with this

i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card”

@sluggboi.bsky.social hi tysm for the spreadsheet 🙏🏻

@robloblaw.bsky.social hey ty for food rec list ✌🏻

Paracord - Projects, Art, Tutorials, Knots Knot your average hobby! For all things paracord: Hitches, Projects, Loops, Art, Twists, Collections, Knots, Tutorials, etc. No advertising/selling please.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social got one for you www.reddit.com/r/paracord/

lmao i just came across the paracord subreddit… dudes found a non-gay way to do macramé

you got a link to OP?

if you don’t absolutely need twelve 3.5” bays, a U-NAS might work for you. i have their NSC-810 model (eight bays). pain in the ass to build in, but it’s a great case otherwise. they regularly have open-box sales, too.

actually, “ferengi” is plural. two ferengi, one ferengo.

i hate that various stalls sell cheddar/caramel popcorn labeled as “minnesota mix”, which is 100% a ripoff of chicago mix

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

everybody, stop making fun of this. he’s autistic about ballrooms and white houses, and this is just how he self-soothes

apple music for fuck’s sake, just give me a gd “go to artist” button in the context menu

[Q]
How does deforestation relate to the Lorax?

[A]
The Lorax Deforestation

[2013]

sometimes, the day after a night of way too much drinking, my shit will smell like blueberries or something idk. probably means i’m dying

lol’d at the ElevenNotes dig, thank you for that… man, what a clown!

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip

no idea what the problem was but i had to fully uninstall the app, reboot my phone, then reinstall. all good!

yeah i tried already, i’m using pocketcasts on ios… i’ll fuck around with it some more and i’ll let you know what works, in case anybody else has the same issue!

hey! at least on my client, it seems the episode didn’t upload completely… it’s only like 41 minutes long and cuts off abruptly

hey bro i found your pizza

when we visited my partner's parents last xmas, her mom (in her late 60s) said "i just wouldn't have thought someone like him could sing so well" and "i think his music is so inspiring because of his background" and "his music is really powerful, he writes a lot of songs dealing with mental health"

@osullyville.bsky.social the jelly roll talk at the beginning of the latest @yourkickstartersucks.com Auguest episode hit so close to home

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

@techconnectify.bsky.social hey alec, do you have any tips you can share for how to find a trustworthy residential solar installer? it's overwhelming -- so many companies feel really scammy, with really predatory-seeming purchase/lease/financing terms. what do we look for, what do we avoid? thanks!

i’ve bought three high-end oled monitors over the years they’ve been available and the LG 34GS95QE is the only one i’ve not returned, because it’s the only one that’s good at everything — woled is a must for text legibility imo. and being ultrawide makes it so i don’t miss having two monitors.

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

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