Xourtney 🎃🐻🎉

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

A red octopus mascot with a blue tie and a white headband stands in a park.

Papatako, a hardworking octopus dad, is the mascot of Akashi City.

a chair covered in slobbery bites from a box of tissues and a roll of toilet paper. no cats are visible so we don’t need to make accusations

So, early reports show someone dragged a roll of toilet paper AND a box of tissues onto the chair and took one million bites. We need more facts before we jump to conclusions

he’s an expert at hiding when the brush comes out

Stoic white dog looking at camera

Same white dog but now looking unhinged, caught in motion

How I look vs How I look
in selfies in candid photos

Restocked and bigger !:3 Chocolett.com

a little ceramic creature. it has horns and a pink nose and a big mouth and a waggly tongue

no one:

no one:

no one:

guy who made a little ceramic creature: look at my little ceramic creature

A opossum with word art text that reads god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. I am not one of them please make it stop

AAAAHHHHHHHHH

travelling duck

In a battol fore tha cammora

Orange and white cat biting a camera strap. He looks quite mad. His behavior report is 90% good, 5% harassed Sally, 5% attempted theft of camera.

Behaviores Report: 90%goode, 5% harrass of Sally, 5% attempid theft of camorra

some of you are getting bread AND circuses???

an orange cat is being a really silly guy. he’s half upside down with his head hanging off the radiator cord with one ear bent and some teef showing

I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy

a poorly drawn cat sitting upright while doing a split

an orange and white tabby cat sitting on a shiny tiled floor, casually doing a full side split with its back legs stretched straight out to either side

An orange cat covered in colorful rings. The caption says "put him in the olympics".

An illustration of a galloping horse set against a pink background. Next to it is a small lion, (depicted in chinese lion dance-costume style) running alongside with a mandarin orange in its mouth. They are looking at each other. The lion has a heart symbol above its head.

a smol mandarin courier 🍊✨
(happy year of the horse!)
#art

a brown mixed breed pup with white paws rests on a gray couch. i say "rest" loosely, as i'm not completely sure he's able to relax in his position. his butt is wedged in between the two back cushions with hind legs on the wall, while the rest of his body cascades down onto the seat cushion.

This is Apollo. We promise he's a really good dog. He just can't sit on the couch normally. Still 13/10 (IG: apollodabean)

Magic beans

This is Remi. She feels so powerful in her snowsuit. Loves the satisfying swishy sound it makes when she walks. 12/10 diva material (TT: ferikitz)

the dodge

illustration of two brown bears on round, wooden stools with red cushions at a round table clad in a red gingham tablecloth. the bears have a pepperoni pizza on a pizza pan in the middle of the table. the pepperonis are shaped like hearts. the bear on the right is pulling a slice up from the pizza and so the cheese looks stretchy and delicious. there are three hearts between the two bears. both bears look like they have one brain cell between the two of them.

let's share a pizza

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

a poorly drawn cat lying down just like the great sphinx

a tabby cat lying on a wooden floor in a sphinx pose, with its front paws neatly tucked under its chest

the great sphinx

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Puppy want a treat? puppy want a break from it all"

Puppy want a break

a bowl filled with ceramic worry stones shaped like cats

the forbidden candy

Digital illustration of a stylized, tiny white fat cat holding a love letter on a pink background.

Spreading a lil love 💌

[ #cuteart #illustration ]

A mug with a galaxy glaze of black, blue, red, and purple. Negative spaces reveal the speckled brown clay body in the shapes of cats and mice with astronaut helmets on. There is also floating cheese, fish, and hearts

A mug with a galaxy glaze of black, blue, red, and purple. Negative spaces reveal the speckled brown clay body in the shapes of cats and mice with astronaut helmets on. There is also floating cheese, fish, and hearts

A mug with a galaxy glaze of black, blue, red, and purple. Negative spaces reveal the speckled brown clay body in the shapes of cats and mice with astronaut helmets on. There is also floating cheese, fish, and hearts

Astronaut mug 🌌🐱🐭

[ #pottery #potterysky #ceramics ]

A sticker of ditto cookies in a teal container. the first section is filled with vanilla frosting and sprinkles with a single ditto in it. the second section has 3 dittos in it. the dittos have fluted edges like a cookie with a "D" on their stomach

dunkaroo dittos 🍪

[ #sticker #Pokemon #ditto ]

a golden retriever puppy sits on a gray ottoman in profile, casting the most ruthless side eye directly at you. the dog’s wearing an impeccable blue rain jacket with a hood, patterned all over with bright yellow rubber duckies. he’d like to remind you that no rain is necessary to have nice drip.

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)