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Texan on the Gulf of Mexico. Humor and deflection save my life.

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Are we great yet because this is embarrassing?!

11.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, dear. When careless punctuation reveals the truth.

10.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4046    πŸ” 884    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 66

Oh god please make sure the king wears clothes!

11.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep in mind, if you put a ❀️ on any of my posts, I'm looking over your profile. If I see anti-Trump or woke bullshit posts I'm hitting BLOCK!

10.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by
Dave Granlund

09.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3405    πŸ” 1187    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 32
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Trumpstein Files and Life Drawing New Sack Cartoonβ€”-Namedropper

Another new cartoon, and why Sack had to retire in the first place.

10.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3719    πŸ” 1151    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 31

A pinned post would be helpful...

11.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps we should bust up the duopoly. Nobody is represented when there are only two "choices."

We have the illusion of choice.

11.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "winner takes all" system combined with the electoral college naturally promotes a two party system and increases the likelihood of an unpopular faction within one party to dominate the entire country's politics. Like how the TEA party and then MAGA steamrolled the Republicans.

11.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need more Texan representatives like this.

But they'd have to be around or listen to their constituents first...

10.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Decades are full of days...

10.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how the laser points in one direction but hits an aerial craft in the other direction.

10.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd prefer it if the nothing burger had an egg on it.

10.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds a lot like the re-worded American Idiot lyrics:

"The representative from Epstein Island has the floor"

10.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison

10.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16144    πŸ” 5838    πŸ’¬ 588    πŸ“Œ 258

Anybody else notice that TP USA is an appropriate acronym?

10.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure there was an even more effective "5 things" social engineering scam that exposed our entire government structure to private enterprises last year.

But what do I know? I'm just egg on a pizza.

10.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rep. Tony Gonzales says "administrative warrants work" amid calls for reform for ICE procedure
YouTube video by Face the Nation Rep. Tony Gonzales says "administrative warrants work" amid calls for reform for ICE procedure

Tony, would you send your kids to Dilley?

Do you really represent San Antonio?

Or believe administrative warrants honor the 4th amendment?

Though I respect your choice of the Bovino tribute haircut, I imagine you would say no to those questions.

But what do I know? I'm just egg on a pizza.

10.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Freedom of the press and expression is under fire, but it's not dead yet.

I hope that bsky continues to challenge me when I say something "disagreeable" (like egg belongs on burgers) and that I may have many constructive disagreements here.

Stay strong and freedom on!

10.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, this is a clear example of working towards an improper metric.

The administration is causing a humanitarian crisis because it cannot function as a bureaucracy.

In other words, the cabinet is a junk drawer. What else would you expect?

10.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He always closes with "thank you for your attention" because he only does it for attention and it's sedition if you don't say "thank you," which we all know is punishable "BY DEATH."

10.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Todd Blanche gives away the game here.

Rep. Massie nails it.

The Epstein Files Transparency Act does not permit redacting the identifying information of the men involved!

1/2

10.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1037    πŸ” 371    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 9

Hasn't DHS been doing that since the early 2000s?

10.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is a little weird to me that we're writing politics stories about the apparently legitimate political strategy of demonizing outgroups and deporting them

10.02.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I've gotten the political trash in the mail that says they're espousing Christian values and fighting sharia law in Texas.

And I wonder if they even spent a moment considering their hypocrisy, or that it violates the constitution.

I'd take a Libertarian any day over this nonsense.

10.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever economic philosophy this cabal adheres to, it does not benefit the American consumer.

10.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatives have been lying to themselves for more than a decade now.

I think some of them are starting to wake up.

But what do I know? I'm just egg on a pizza.

10.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If ICE identifies as police when it takes action, it should be held to the same standards.

10.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nixon got a pardon. Not sure if that was the right move.

But I think you're on to something. No different than forbidding congress from stock trading in office.

10.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's exactly how AI works.

Or A1 if you are a McMahon...

10.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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