Space Butch Dyke

One of the hardest things to explain to people who aren’t here is the very real feeling that we are in a war against the federal government. Not only are we occupied by unaccountable armed, masked paramilitaries, but we are constantly aware our neighbors might be abducted in the blink of an eye.

The Bills blamed coaching for all of their struggles this year…just to promote the offensive coordinator?

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

i say this with kindness: do not ever tell me anything ever again

218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.

they're trying to get him to midterms like an old Civic dropping parts and smoking two miles from the nearest exit

ITS THE PURGE NOW ON HOMEFIELD DOT COM EVERYTHING IS FREE I HEARD

and the hollywood ending is a carson beck interception into double coverage

Oh no the dreaded field goal that goes up 6.

holy shit they did it

#16WINDIANA

Just start punching people I guess

Malachi Toney, I remind you, is a freshman

LINKEDIN SUPERMAN

Most dawg in him of anybody on LinkedIn, that's for sure

We just added two more members of NATO who are both Arctic states in the last 5 years. We did this to fight Russia.
We’ve been present in Greenland since WWII and Pituffik is one of our most strategic bases. We (had) fantastic relations with the Danes and other Arctic states.

The Arctic Challenge in 2025 and Beyond It's About Infrastructure

(Yes in addition to fighting the PLA I have an Arctic hobby). I wrote about it last year, so let’s be clear this is entirely about ego, not national security. And we will leave the West in ruins if we don’t chance course.

open.substack.com/pub/breaking...

You know, as someone who did grad school work on Arctic warfare, reformed DoD policy and readiness on the Arctic on the hill, and even advised OSD on Arctic policy matters….the Arctic is supposed to be the place where all of NATO is in firmest agreement. To call this insanity is to undersell it.

we have completely lost the plot with the marketing of the legacy of MLK. Column soon.

This is the kind of idea you joke about with a friend as an example of what companies are like on MLK Day. The fact someone actually did this is WILD

it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.

Minneapolis -9 degrees Fahrenheit

People here are outside patrolling their neighborhoods in this, trying to keep their neighbors safe from lawless armed masked goons. Armed with whistles and vests, they are essentially fighting a war against their own government and its ethnic cleansing campaign.

“I think you go try and win a Super Bowl here.” - Cris Collinsworth, during a Divisional Round game

Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing

Lest we lose sight of what’s important:

Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account.

What the fuck are we doing here?

On a serious note: this is exactly what the right does all the time. “You didn’t pat me on the back enough for not being openly racist so I’m gonna be a Nazi now” is kinda their whole thing.

The Rams tonight:

I think in honor of MLK Day, federal officials in Minnesota should stop arresting people because of the color of their skin. Seems like that would be appropriate.