EJTwriter | Emi T

My 7yo came home from sleepaway camp
Infected by K Pop Demon Hunters. I like to call it K Funk Demon Poppers and then wait for her head to explode. Highly recommend.

Silver dreams

Same. We live in the spaces between.

Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.

Oh goodness. Look at the riots. Guurrlll, this town knows how to riot and this ain’t it.

People are acting like LA has never seen riots before. Look, this city knows how to riot. Even LAPD is saying this ain’t it. If you aren’t in LA, don’t believe this admins hype.

Make this happen.

Everyone warned me that three under three would be hard but HOLY CRAP, why didn’t anyone warn me about three between 9-12??? I think I might die of the sass. #parenting #motherhood

Photo grid with a rural cabin in the mountains, a man overcome with grief, a couple holding hands over coffee, a misty forest, Jade rocks with the title The Places We Weren’t, a man cradling a woman’s face, a woman with her hands over her face in distress, a female pilot and her plane, a rusty bell on a porch.

Reeling from a plane crash everyone says was her fault and running from the company goons intent on teaching her a lesson, former pilot Eleanor escapes to rural Appalachia looking for absolution and the only friend she has left.

#questpit #A #R #LF #W

Photo grid showing polished rocks, a woman with her hands over her face in distress, researchers in Antarctica, a South Pole science station, a couple relaxing on a cabin porch in the woods, ice frozen on the ground, a plane flying over ice bergs, a man with his face in his hands in grief, a female pilot.

PLACES WE WEREN’T: redemption, sacrifice, and what to do when you’ve reached the end of the road, uh, iceberg.
✈️ Antarctic plane crash
🏠 Forced proximity
🩺 Mental health
🧬 Women in STEM
🔥 Slow burn
📆📆 Dual Timeline
💎 uncut diamond
🏃‍♂️Running for her life
I got this
You so don’t
#questpit #A #R #LF #W

Photo grid showing polished rocks, a woman with her hands over her face in distress, researchers in Antarctica, a South Pole science station, a couple relaxing on a cabin porch in the woods, ice frozen on the ground, a plane flying over ice bergs, a man with his face in his hands in grief, a female pilot.

When Eleanor is forced to crash her plane near an Antarctic science station, she’s the only one who knows what went wrong. Now 18 months later, she escapes to the Smoky Mountains looking for absolution and Julian, the scientist she spent 6 frozen months falling in love with.

#questpit #A #R #LF #W

Photo grid with a rural cabin in the mountains, a man overcome with grief, a couple holding hands over coffee, a misty forest, Jade rocks with the title The Places We Weren’t, a man cradling a woman’s face, a woman with her hands over her face in distress, a female pilot and her plane, a rusty bell on a porch.

THEN: Eleanor crashes her plane & dooms her crew to six months on Antarctica with Julian, the scientist she’s traded flirtations with for years.

NOW: 18m later, reeling from criminal charges & survivor’s guilt, Eleanor hunts for absolution and the only friend she has left.
#questpit #A #R #LF #W

Shout out to the woman at my yoga class drinking an iced coffee out of a glass pint glass. It was 3/4 full, which means she not only brought a glass open container to an exercise class but also walked or drove with it from her home. Wild choice.

There is a button where you can see “Agents with similar taste” so if you get a request, you can hit that button and see what agents like the same stuff. I’ve found it very helpful.

Teach your kids to cook, they said.
They’ll learn valuable life skills and you get to spend quality time with them, they said.

All true, until Someone spills and entire cup of lemon juice and olive oil all over your newly cleaned wood floors.

I cause one tiny little plane crash and cause the death of my friends and now the company goons are after me. Of course I have to escape into the woods to find the protection, and absolution, from my ex.
#chaospit #writingcommunity #romance

Future awkwardness did you say??

I wanted to write, but didn’t know how in my chaotic life until I read something Diana Gabaldon said: she wrote in “lost minutes of the day” or something like that. Waiting for kid pick up, lunch break at work, ten minutes in the car when early for an appt. Now I’m four novels in.
#revpitwaiting

Balls are, medically speaking, rather delicate and wimpy organs, needing a lot of protection and care. The vagina by contrast is powerful and flexible.

We should all be saying vaginas of steel rather than balls of steel. Much more appropriate.

A real life photo of me when we arrive for an 8am soccer game.

Me: son, look at this nice fleece vest for cool days.
Son : I will never wear that. You might as well burn it.
Me, over 18 months: gently suggests the nice fashionable warm vest only to be met with withering looks
Son, yesterday: Hey mom, check out the super cool spy vest I found in my drawer.
🤷🏽‍♀️

Tell Me Your Secrets At Midnight

Just had to bring 4 children to the dentist for back to back appointments. Apologies to everyone else in the waiting room who now never ever wants to have children. They’re a blessing. Truly.

Thank you!

Wondering if we still have a USGS to tell us how big and where that earthquake was?

Nothing like a Sunday night earthquake directly under us. I don’t think I’ve ever been so close to an epicenter before…and glad it was only 3.9.

Where is earthquake blue sky? Where is Lucy Jones?

Someone explain to me why in the year of our lord 2025 when we can send people to space for months at a time and talk to them via video, we are still reporting STIs via paper form via fax only.

There is an email is my querying inbox but I can’t bring myself to look at it. It is a rejection but also maybe a request. It is Schrödinger’s email.

Always! Sometimes it’s a straight romance but usually it’s not but there’s a heavy romantic subplot. Finding and deciding who to love is one of life’s great journeys and I love when that’s included in the plot.