Lawrence of Canadia

Now entering another phase of "let's see what out-of-print physical media I can find for a decent price before that window closes forever"

Oh sure, you'll eat hot sauce gummies but draw the line at cotton candy mac and cheese.

"the production design of mad men was always so meticulous and accurate" oh yeah? then explain to me why they didn't use a period-appropriate vomit machine in season 1 episode 7

(me at age 6, building a house out of lego) ha ha architects are so cooked

We’re quickly approaching the time of year where being alive feels like playing a roguelite for too long, and instead of starting another calendar year right away I wouldn’t mind saving and quitting and doing something else for a bit

Looking forward to seeing the last episode of Stranger Things soon so I can go “oh so that’s how it ends” and then never think about it again

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Presenting the best utterance of the word “what” in all of film history

Showing the movie Empire Records to anyone born after the year 2000 would kill them as if they were a Victorian child

In a Crocs store for the very first time and I’ve determined that these are just Funko Pops for your feet

In 2016 I saw a player in Pokemon Go named BIGCUMMER69 and I’ve thought about that guy at least a couple times a year every year since

Five Nights at Freddy’s dares to ask the question “what if a C-tier Goosebumps episode was two hours long”

Speaking exclusively in terms of it being a novel experience, I can proudly say it did not disappoint

This looks like something I would play with friends, for a few hours just the once, while all of us were high and I would never stop laughing

onlooker: watch out! there's a terminator after you!

me: (terrified) oh god!

onlooker: made by elon musk!

me: (relieved) oh, haha, that's nothing

Sometimes it’s a monster wrestling match. Sometimes it’s a balcony party. Sometimes the skeletons forgot their keys and are trying to get back into the house. This family rules.

They’re right around the corner from us, they do this every year, they change the layout almost daily, and it’s the thing we look most forward to in the neighborhood every October.

Had a dream last night about Robert Patrick opening a tea shop called Tea 1000, and then I woke up annoyed because that’s a better bit than anything my conscious brain has come up with all week

Modern wisdom is seeing a new term go viral on social media and deciding you’re okay with never finding out what it means

I keep thinking “how is the writing this good?” for a show where 20% of the dialogue is the word “cocksucker”

*Sask Atchewan

"you don't watch american news anymore?" nah man if I really want to see the world's biggest cunt do some more cunt things I'll just watch an episode of House

a stoned bette midler, gently, to her sandwich:

🎵 did youu everrr knowwww that you’re my gyyyyyro 🎵

I applied to a job tonight that I’m probably underqualified for, but it’s all good because I also wrote the world’s dumbest cover letter to prevent them from focusing too much on my qualifications

Change the company name to Forb and steal a bunch of office supplies on my way out

Even after all the years of hype, starting to watch Deadwood for the first time does not disappoint. Really digging it so far.

Uh oh, you found the midnight meat train

Sometimes I think about returning to libraries simply for the incomparable workplace vibe