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It's never God but always some monster pretending to be God.

My theory is that she didn't want to run but got forced in because the centrists don't like that oyster man Platner.

So not only did they refer you to a social media post, but it's a post that doesn't even make sense.

I know Massachusetts well enough to know they're probably lying....

You need to follow The Music Man with "Marge vs. The Monorail"

But seriously just think of how many Simpsons jokes are SOOOOO MUCH FUNNIER with a musical theater appreciation

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The Atlantic’s journalists will not sign the Pentagon’s press policy. Statement here from editor in chief Jeffrey Goldberg:

There's this one condo unit in my neighborhood who does full size candy bars.

And he usually lets the parents take one too 😂.

I'm pretty sure their healthcare plan is don't be poor.

I'll only accept circuit riding if it's on horseback. That's what originalism demands!

I always get paid 50k in a brown paper bag. I thought that was normal /sarcasm

They've decided it's personality quirks and not health.

Is this a bad thing?

I'm still eye rolling over the maga outrage at Superman being undocumented.

Next at 11, Captain America punches Nazis

Maybe it's like the underwear gnomes.

Step 1 steal underwear
Step 2
Step 3 profit

I think my brain just poured out of my head because of this moron.

I'll take resistance in whatever form it comes in.

If that's a pissed off Marjorie, so be it.

I liked it! Not everything needs to be about the current state of the Republic!

Can't they just call him a lying liar about crime rates?

The way Trump is talking about crime I'd be expecting hundreds of people to be murdered nightly.

When Marjorie starts saying sane things 🫠

I'll take resistance in whatever form it comes in.

Pissed off MTG works for me 🤷‍♀️

Last week it was an inside job by the FBI.

His own FBI?

I always figured polling had to get to under 32 percent.

Maybe the internal polling is baaaaaaad.

Time travelers there to bring an animal to the future gave you the formula for transparent plywood!

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I dunno that chicken looks shifty

I'm pretty sure laying mulch is *better* than poll duty.

Was that the college student after the Sox world series win?

Or as my mom said "only Boston PD would be so stupid as to kill a college student with a less lethal weapon"

Stop throwing tear gas at protestors 🤷‍♀️

Isn't the goal to avoid the scenario where the Illinois national guard and Texas national guard are pointing guns at each other?

We do what we can to point out the administration's authoritarianism before we cross the point of no return

"we've been taught for years that the world is round. However these people believe the earth is flat. Up next on 60 minutes, meet the scientist working to prove the earth is indeed flat"

"This segment forces us to question our knowledge of the earth. It may be flat. We'll never know"