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The pillow co you know and love (and that never committed treason) πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ #SleepRightSleepTight www.onefreshpillow.com

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Latest posts by onefreshpillow.bsky.social on Bluesky

Dammit, I adore you, Evan. πŸ˜‚

24.10.2023 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 8:30. Do you know where your pillow is?

24.10.2023 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Wikipedia, you have the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

23.10.2023 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just one website, Michael, what could it cost to run? Ten dollars?

23.10.2023 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1222    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

This is the important investigative work that only journalists can do. God bless them.

23.10.2023 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, pal!!! I’m on a white screen now. Happy to see it AND you πŸ’™

22.10.2023 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ayn Rand has been my answer since 1996

22.10.2023 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG OMG OMG THANK YOUUUUUUU

22.10.2023 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s off the socials for a bit, but doing great! I’ll send your regards πŸ’™

22.10.2023 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fucking adorable. I hope you show Walter.

22.10.2023 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody Mary tho ….

22.10.2023 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d you’ve gotten banned from Carnival… 😬

17.10.2023 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sure I’m being skeeted on right now

17.10.2023 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like β€œto the window, to the wall?” Awww skeet skeet?

17.10.2023 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I may get absolutely reamed for this, but I would interact here more if there was a white screen, not just black 🫣

17.10.2023 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

That feels like something my husband does

17.10.2023 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What am I doing?????? Also, I’m so glad to see you πŸ’™

17.10.2023 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What do we call it when we’re drunk and sharing posts on BlueSky? DrunkClouding? BlueSpouting? HELPPPP MEEEE I am lost

17.10.2023 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, fiiiiiine, we'll do an #AmazonPrimeDay sale
20% OFF, you animals
bit.ly/3rBCws4

10.10.2023 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoel, the correct nomenclature is β€œI did Nazi that coming.”

06.10.2023 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re all doing our best 😭

19.09.2023 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooooh you’re watching Fleabag!! Yeah, Season 2 is EVERYTHING

19.09.2023 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi!!!

19.09.2023 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s do it 😎

19.09.2023 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SIGN ME UPPPPP
β€œIt has been *checks watch* 12 minutes since I sinned. How many glasses of wine is that?”

19.09.2023 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys, I can’t keep up with three social media platforms. There is no digital team scheduling content. It’s me, a glass of wine/dirty martini/gummy, and whatever my brain throws out from the hours of 6pm to 10pm. If you see repeats on the other platforms, please forgive me

19.09.2023 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, babe 😍😘

09.07.2023 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doctor. Please. Let us have nice things just for a minute. 😭

09.07.2023 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

03.07.2023 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did someone say β€œthe rest of the night?” πŸ‘€ 😴

03.07.2023 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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