Mary Beth

Great command of the language on display here

John Fugelsang: a Christian who has actually read the Bible!

On this date in 1776 the statue of King George III was pulled down in New York City.

Because America didn't want a king who lived above the law.

The current leader who best epitomizes the spirit of the Declaration of Independence is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

Total jackass, sure, but he’s also correct.

Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!

5 months in:

Less than 2 months after “Taco,”

2 weeks after the world’s richest man called him a pedophile…

1 week after his failed military birthday parade & the No Kings protests…

24 hrs after he was finally ordered to free Mahmoud Khalil…

…he’s bombing Iran.
That’s how scared they are.

The Four Assholes of the Apocalypse

An Onion front page with the headline: Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Who will stand up for our democracy? This question, fraught in even the most peaceful times, has only grown more pressing as our country approaches its 250th anniversary. Each passing day brings growing assaults on essential liberties like freedom of speech and due process. Meanwhile, our delicately assembled legal system faces a constant barrage of threats. Even as this issue reaches publication, the U.S. military has been deployed against peaceful protesters. We teeter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state. That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing. Members of Congress, now more than ever, our nation desperately needs your cowardice. Our republic is a birthright, an exceedingly rare treasure passed down from generation to generation of Americans. It was gained through hard years of bloody resistance and can too easily be lost. Our Founding Fathers, in their abundant wisdom, understood that all it would take was men and women of little courage sitting in the corridors of power and taking zero action as this precious inheritance was stripped away—and that is where we have finally arrived. Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone on about what’s happening to their precious democracy. This is the time for getting down on all fours and grov- eling. Now is not the time to say, “Enough is enough,” and have the tough conversations about resisting the ongoing assaults on American liberty. This is the time to let the wave of apathy and indifference roll over you as you think about getting a really nice renovation to your house in Kalorama. But what can I, one coward, do alone? you might ask.

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

Ayanna Pressley and Elizabeth Warren holding rainbow-colored sign saying "Everyone deserves to show up in the world unapologetically."

Love this. Ayanna Pressley and Elizabeth Warren look stunning while they deliver an important message.

#Pride

Millions of people at over 2,000 events across the country are saying they believe in our democracy & are willing to fight for it peacefully. #NoKings bsky.app/profile/soci...

Willi Castro, baseball player for the Minnesota Twins used the trans flag as eye black to showcase his support for our community. I hope he realizes how much this matters for trans people. Especially when the MLB is considered to be a very macho sport. I have so much respect for him. King shit! 🏳️‍⚧️

THIS!

I would love to read it!

The new Pope being a Twitter resist lib has the be the funniest possible outcome

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Nothing in my lifetime prepared me for this. Or for wanting to watching this over-and-over again

This one always gets me 🤣

Republicans in Congress can end this any time

For the facts don’t care about your feelings crowd: the economy was never this bad under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

All you need is love

Turn up the sound 🎶

I love this!

Beeker is too good for that comparison

I love this!

🔥 Rep. Al Green is not new to standing up

Ending the night with this.
*Get your hankies*
A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.