Why blood makes up over 2.5% of all U.S. exports In the U.S., it's legal to compensate people for their blood donation. Plasma donations can be a way to make extra income, but some groups can't donate.

But wait! There’s more! The blood of the poor is literally one of Americas largest exports.

it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

This game is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen processing power of the PS3.

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Made a new playlist

Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure

Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/

he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes

Your post showed up in my discover and it’s the most relatable thing I’ve seen all day I’m surprised the algorithm on this site already clocks me this hard. Brewing a fresh cup with the beans you hand picked yourself is truly a special feeling, enjoy that shittt ☕️

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“Zohran Mamdani elected Grand Mage of New York City”

lol

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

off work for today

"appeared to be" is cracking me up. Like we can't say for sure whether or not Trump was really pooping on all those people, maybe it was real

A man is burning to death. He says "Help ME! Oh God I'm burning to death!' As his flesh melts he shrieks "AHHHH THE AGONY!" He shouts "help me! help me!" to two other men watching him die. One man says "bro's crashing out." The other one winces and says "cringe."

Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk Conservation Effort Aims To Protect Actor’s Historic Sex Appeal

Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk https://theonion.com/javier-bardem-declared-unesco-world-class-hunk/

Cuomo said he would make affordability a cornerstone of his general-election campaign but would run on the notion that he will actually be able to make the city more affordable while Mamdani will only talk about it. “It’s about not just connecting with the perception of the problem. It’s finding the real solution and then having the ability to do it. You don’t want someone who just connects. That’s step one. What you really want is the problem-solver, and I can actually do that.” So what would he do on housing affordability? “There is no real answer,”

Great stuff

Nixoncore:

okay

Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl

Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl

I read this fully expecting it was a joke and then I saw the image and I can't find any other explanation, that's just straight up what they're doing.

KING SHIT YOU LOOK GREAT, everytime I open twitter these days I fall into an immediate 30 minute depressive rabbit hole of scrolling that immediately reminds me what a boon to my mental health dropping that cursed site has been.

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?