Zahra Cusdottir

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

as a 3rd amendment absolutist i don't believe it is legal to quarter soldiers anywhere. including barracks. the entire armed forces should be sleeping rough in the woods or skid row at all times.

Videos of agents breaking car windows aside:

For the most part, the 5th and 4th are holding. Most of the time when confronted ICE melts away. They don’t have the resources to tie up agents for hours engaged in a conflict or waiting for a target to leave the home.

i really really hate how many people on the left are responding to good advice on dealing with ICE with "so they don't abide by the law anyway"

ignore people who tell you not to take basic safety precautions like knowing your rights.

those people aren't your friends

I'm from Buffalo I'm just describing methods of ordering wings we keep secret

That's when they're sauced and instead of served with bleu cheese on the side they're just dumped directly from the tossing bowl onto bleu cheese crumbles

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Shout out to the Joann's employee who responded to "how's it going" with "honestly? I don't do anything around here. they should have fired me like eleven years ago". Absolute queen.

The iconic @Dankgdl tweet reading "Once before class my friend said to me 'time to clean house' and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts."

I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

What a summary of the anti-trans movement:

March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th

March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000

Got suspended on Twitter again

A weasel in the air floating over grass

Weasels are not bound by the laws of physics.

monetization idea for this site: you should be able to buy Hexes for one dollar each and every time you hex another user you remove one character from their character limit for 24 hours. become the first social platform to really embrace the PvP model

Clear and present butthole

People have been saying the three little dots menu in the corner of your screen is called a "meatball menu" or a "kebab menu" and not a "three little dots menu"

We must stop these lies.

Something about using my knife play knife to carve up a rotisserie chicken feels so perverse

If you wanted to steal something from a boat or a basement on Staten Island, now's your time

My only complaints on drive away dykes is Ethan clearly hasn't had lesbian sex

Also got suspended on Twitter for telling a fascist suck off a 9mm and I'm pretty sure the suspension was for calling him a fascist fuck

Watching drive away dykes and there's no way Geraldine isn't getting moved by dykes constantly

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