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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

Played advantage. Should be a booking though

Managers are such a lightning rod for team performance but we're now at a point where two well regarded coaches (at least before they went) have gone there and just tanked so maybe the correct conclusion is that the talent ID/administration is terrible and the players are very average?

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

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Hate the "stolen it" commentary, ad if we hadn't dominated the game from minute 1 to minute 98. Implies we were battered and nicked it at the death when we took them to school and finally got what we deserved

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If that was Granit Xhaka...

I get the sentiment but a lot of these aren't even 50/50, they're just straight up fouls that aren't getting called because the ref is a coward, afraid of the crowd

Ref is an absolute coward, completely terrified of the crowd. They're being allowed to twat us up in the air and getting calls when we breathe on them

I'm at the end we were defending for that half. Thought Katie Reid was borderline faultless. She has the potential to be the best in the world #awfc

This policy is the ultimate expression of what is wrong with the last three decades of technocratic liberalism. It hands public money to bad private sector actors. It will win over zero of the reactionary voters it is supposed to mollify. It will massively annoy every other voter in the process.

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yeah they're guys who like a cartoon frog and hate minorities. they think the president should be more racist. it's spelled groyper. no mom i don't know these guys.

I remember being at the 2023 Law in Sport Football Conference. There was a panel on crypto/NFTs and the guy from Socios couldn't provide a convincing answer for exactly what these tokens were for and why they needed to be NFTs. Always been a scam

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i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

Meaning it wasn't so much a question of his defensive skills as it was his positioning/a trade off we were willing to make to get him up the pitch. I imagine you have watched again and I'm happy to be corrected

I haven't watched the game back but I do wonder with Mbeumo if he beat Cala a lot 1v1 or just exploited the space he left

a knorr 1.5 gallon bucket of hollandaise sauce mix, available with costco 2 day delivery for only $17.99. you'd be crazy NOT to buy it at that price!

they're calling it brunchmaxxing and it's huge on tiktok. kids dare each other to buy the costco gallon tub of hollandaise mix and they try to eat the whole thing in a month and now asparagus is out of stock nationwide. canadian bacon prices are up 600%. Le Guide Culinaire is a bestseller on amazon

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

look, it might not have worked with the public, but at least it was the wrong thing to do morally