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@onthesurreal.bsky.social

Generic white guy. AuDHDer. Dad. Fitness enthusiasts. Progressive. Rambler and mumbler. Ironic optimist, and other things as the situation dictates.

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I enjoy podcasts like The Why Files and spaces like High Strangeness because I assume 99% of it is nonsense, psyops, hearsay, grifts, or outright lies. But if even 1% is true, my God, that’s incredible.

08.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wanted to watch a product review on YouTube, and before it even started, I got an ad for a service that will find me a private jet. I think it’s safe to say the product I was about to watch reviewed is out of my price range.

10.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looked like she was trying to leave. She was trying to maneuver her SUV to leave. Maybe some could say she was trying to evade law enforcement, but even so, does that necessitate lethal force?

08.01.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Regarding procrastination, they say never underestimate what you can accomplish in ten minutes. I say never underestimate what else you’ll discover that needs to be done in those ten minutes, especially before you can do the thing you originally set out to do.

#adhd

13.12.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad it’s not just me. Teams is acting like it had a stroke.

09.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a bit unfortunate that I’ve only just realized I like em dashes, but I can’t use them

β€”lest people think I’m a robot.

05.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Similar to how I felt regarding the UnitedHealthcare CEO, my sympathies are with the man’s kids, though not necessarily with the man himself. To be clear, I wish death upon no one.

10.09.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how much lead must be in the bones and brains of someone who grew up in NYC before leaded gasoline was banned. Now imagine that same person running a country.

29.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having one of those low dopamine days. If you need me, I’ll be staring at the wall, contemplating the void and possibly arguing with a dust mote about the futility of effort.

10.07.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I seriously doubt those numbers about Texas. Even so, while many might not like what Trump is doing, they would never EVER support a Democrat.

27.04.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Optimistic of them to assume that it’s just that many days. Considering it’s either the White House or prison, Trump is not leaving the presidency unless it’s in a coffin (from natural causes of course).

24.04.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Revenge of the lockbox!

24.04.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m certain the are groups of Christians who view trashing the planet as a way to make Jesus come back sooner.

23.04.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Zombie Jesus Day to those who celebrate.

20.04.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The age for irony has long passed, and now I’m deathly sincere.

15.04.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or the left and Scots, or Japanese and the left, or the left and other leftists.

Damn Leftist! They ruined the Left.

13.04.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I think most people on the right, like Elon, don’t actually care about the world’s population, but are more worried that the future of humanity will be more brown than white.

12.04.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fully understand the problem of not having enough workers to support the aging population, but does anyone else think it’s a good thing that the world’s population is declining?

12.04.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that he has a good shot at winning makes me really effing hate this state.

09.04.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats also.

09.04.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Mexico rejects unilateral US military action after report US is weighing strikes β€” Reuters Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum said on Tuesday that her nation would categorically reject any unilateral U.S. military in Mexico and that such military action

Mark my words, the US will invade Mexico at some point in the next few years.

08.04.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI can’t believe the woke deep state democrats made this happen!” - what most MAGAs will think. We can’t besmirch dear leader, can we?

05.04.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something that really struck me from Jon Stewart’s recent podcast with Ezra Klein was this quote: β€œRepublicans don’t want government to work. Democrats can’t make the government work.”

04.04.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, ummm. Relationships are hard. That’s just how it goes.

04.04.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray, an ultimately empty gesture!

02.04.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Metamorphosis: Five
YouTube video by Philip Glass - Topic Metamorphosis: Five

Current mood.

01.04.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As an elder millennial, what the fuck is in store for us now?

01.04.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m tired of depending on feckless cowards.

31.03.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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