Shellbelle

Getting your gf to loving wrap your head in a tourniquet every night for three weeks

i think it’s important to remember that the erosion of empathy and community in this society has been purposefully part of the christian nationalist project (to erode trust in both other people and government services to make room for the rollback of those services and the rise of authoritarianism)

There's a big difference between self-deprecation as "Hey it's fine to poke a little fun at me I can take a joke" and self deprecation as "I need to vent some steam off the Eternal Shame Engine that is my brain".
That said I do admire people who are just unironically feeling themselves at all times

I got to about a third of the way through the first book, said "if this doesn't get either a lot messier or a lot hornier in the next 100 pages I'm dropping it", googled to see if it did and found out they never even kiss. Dropped it right there. Some things you just don't have time for

Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.

Oh fuck yeah I forgot this was coming out

As a west coast girlie taking Amtrak on the East Coast made me *so mad*. Why can't we have cross state transit like that!

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?

anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.

Oh I got into that recently with my gf! It's a lot like magic but with significantly faster matches that rely more on turn by turn resource management and smart use of aggression. Theres also an online sim for it www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/7mtqq...

I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does

A thing that I find incredibly interesting is the world is full of people who genuinely believe they have a *right* to be liked and for people to be obsequious towards them. I have seen it from a wide range of people, and it never ceases to amaze me. No one *has* to be your friend!

"libs have to read book to understand oppression 🤣" dumbass the only thing i ever learned from a book is that i'm not alone in my suffering

For a dry rub on meat msg and dried chives are more or less universally delicious. For stews or sauces, oyster sauce. I also think basically anything with dairy can be improved with a little spicy mustard and a pinch of turmeric

I didn't even feel it
Did you?

today sucks but i got out of bed and made coffee because i have ambitions and i’m not going to let an expired cheeto stop me from living

lucky

How sweet is it? I find the really sugary ginger beers disappoint me when I actually go for a sip

Happy Birthday June!

im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi

goku has touched and improved more lives than any president of any country ever has

Mini wheats are the only food I can eat

Me asking the big questions in 2016 AD

you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude

what the fuck is this

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.

Elon Musk has done so many incompetent and embarrassing things that even some of the best ones have been forgotten, like when he made a big show of reinstating Trump's Twitter account and then Trump just ignored it