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Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

i can separate the oldheads from the newheads by seeing which of my followers try to argue with cybersmith in earnest

Brilliant economic analysis by Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.

I get sports now. It's about reducing a man to numbers and then making those numbers do imaginary fights in your head.

a well-drawn sticky note doodle of a smiling Mickey Mouse wearing the hat from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, with the words “all magic comes with a price” scrawled beside it

constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop

AOC: One thing I love about Arizonans is that you all have shown that if a US Senator isn’t fighting hard enough for you, you’re not afraid to replace her with one who will.

AOC: If you are an LGBTQ kid or family, we cannot throw you under the bus in order to win an election. In this house, we stand together

I’m going to run for president on basically the Bernie Sanders platform except you’ll be able to buy cigarettes with food stamps.

This New Yorker piece about the Irish Famine has several paragraphs I found literally jaw-dropping (positive). This is a book review!! Good god!!!

DOGE trying to fire 200,000 employees for no reason: GOOD 👍

elon musks personal company being subject to markets and people choosing not to support him: BAD :(

Really can't be emphasized enough that Kamala Harris, like most Democrats, did not actually run on the defense of trans people in 2024. The real ask here is for Democratic candidates to join in attacking a minority population that is being persecuted by the current administration for votes.

When I wrote my camps book, people sometimes had difficulty understanding how concentration-camp regimes were proud of what they were doing and wanted attention for it, even as they also hoped to keep many aspects secret and terrorize vulnerable classes. Anyway, this is what that looks like.

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

Charles Entertainment Schumer

I see Twitter has continued getting worse after I left

I’m pretty sure he talked in interviews recently about realizing he may have had a drinking problem and is sober now.

Wow. Watch this from Zohran Mamdani. It looks like the exact "fight" and "conviction" people are hopelessly asking for from the people in charge of the Democratic party:

a Cybertruck with a sticker on the rear that says "Rivian"

don't think that's going to work

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

the “Please Stay LeBron” anthem has exactly the same energy as everything Dems are doing right now to stop fascism

The thing that really sucks about the Gavin Newsom podcast thing where he repeatedly threw trans people under the bus is that it's all so calculated. He clearly went into it with the intention of saying something that would result in news stories being written about it.