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Scott Maier

@scottmaier.bsky.social

Freelancer. Former UC San Francisco, Texas A&M, UT Southwestern PR. Love Huskers, Dolphins, Astros, Sonics, Crystal Palace, craft beer. Married to @ericarmaier.bsky.social. Texas born, raised

377 Followers  |  170 Following  |  116 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  2.0959

Latest posts by scottmaier.bsky.social on Bluesky

My mom’s laugh…👩😆😔

06.11.2025 05:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🟡💦🫠

29.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🐬🏈🏟️👀🫥🤷‍♂️

26.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Houston Astros Alex Bregman, George Springer, Carlos Correa and Jose Altuve.

Houston Astros Alex Bregman, George Springer, Carlos Correa and Jose Altuve.

Blue Jays George Springer during 2023 Toronto visit

Blue Jays George Springer during 2023 Toronto visit

Blue Jays George Springer during June 2023 Toronto visit

Blue Jays George Springer during June 2023 Toronto visit

Houston Astros George Springer on Sports Illustrated cover predecating 2017 World Series title

Houston Astros George Springer on Sports Illustrated cover predecating 2017 World Series title

I ❤️ George #Springer…⚾️🏟️😤🇺🇸🇨🇦🏆 #Astros #BlueJays #WorldSeries

21.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You once said you’d coach my Huskers. Is the same offer now available for my Dolphins? 🐬🏈🏟️🎧🤔

20.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Those poor, poor kids. What they didn’t know lied ahead…🐬🏈🫥

19.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@orangefire.bsky.social Nuts…😭🤷‍♂️

28.09.2025 23:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🏈🏟️🌽👍

29.08.2025 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a high five in front of a crowd with the words well written on the bottom ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a high five in front of a crowd with the words well written on the bottom

💩🍑🫠

12.08.2025 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@astroscounty.bsky.social 😉🫠

26.07.2025 23:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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⚾️👕👍

25.07.2025 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me holding baseball bat at Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory

Me holding baseball bat at Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory

Let’s go! ⚾️😤👍

16.07.2025 13:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yep…🙄🥴

01.07.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Brisket sandwich, potato chips and chocolate chip cookie at Bread Box in San Antonio

Brisket sandwich, potato chips and chocolate chip cookie at Bread Box in San Antonio

Beer at Thirsty Pups Brewing in San Antonio

Beer at Thirsty Pups Brewing in San Antonio

Whiskey flight at Ranger Creek in San Antonio

Whiskey flight at Ranger Creek in San Antonio

Various childhood photos of me

Various childhood photos of me

Pretty good 53rd, I must say…🎂🥳

14.06.2025 07:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Box of donuts from The Art of Donut in San Antonio

Box of donuts from The Art of Donut in San Antonio

Various donuts from The Art of Donut in San Antonio

Various donuts from The Art of Donut in San Antonio

🍩🥰 #NationalDonutDay #DonutDay #Donuts #ArtOfDonut @ericarmaier.bsky.social

06.06.2025 17:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👇😉

29.05.2025 15:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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⚾️🍺😵‍💫

24.05.2025 12:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Comic about airport urinals

Comic about airport urinals

@extrafabulous.bsky.social Just catching a connecting flight and thought of you while doing this at the airport…🛫💦🚽😬🤷‍♂️

20.05.2025 22:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ass…😬🍑

18.04.2025 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👨‍🎨🚚💥🤷🏼‍♂️

16.04.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🍟👍 @ericarmaier.bsky.social

10.04.2025 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Former Denver Nuggets player Fat Lever

Former Denver Nuggets player Fat Lever

@bcwilliams71.bsky.social Happy birthday, dude! Sky dance! Another trip around the sun complete! Good luck as the next Nougats coach! 🎂🥳🎁😆

10.04.2025 03:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Those buttholes…🍑😬🤷🏼‍♂️

02.04.2025 16:46 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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⚾️💪😤

31.03.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jorts Nation @hinojosadavid.bsky.social ⚾️👖🩳👍

29.03.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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⚾️🕺😤

28.03.2025 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😊😊😊💣💣💣💩💩💩

22.03.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That #severance season finale got me like…🫠

21.03.2025 04:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m about to become a menace for Dennis…🐶😡🦴

11.03.2025 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me checking for latest Dolphins’ free agency news…🐬💸✍️📱😵‍💫

10.03.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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