Kris King 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇺🇦💙

I do, in fact, want anybody else, and when I think about you, I absolutely do not touch myself.

She was also one of the women on the bus who saw Neil hanging himself.

In "Nasty" he's playing Death at chess in the intro, and in "Flood" he's being sentenced "for being Scottish and Jewish"

I reckon Arnold Brown would have been a good answer. And possibly Hale and Pace too.

Yay, coffee snobbery never gets old 😒

As for pods ending up in landfill, many are highly-recyclable aluminium, and even plastic ones can still be recycled via Podback (with collection points in Morrisons).

I'd argue it's more capitalism than simple misogyny.

Selling women's garments with fewer or no pockets means it's much easier to sell them handbags.

After that little bit introducing her own dance, I would not be at all averse to La Voix taking over from Tess on #Strictly

I think they must have not heard the order number being called because I'm still gathering dust at collection point B 😆

I'm picturing the 1980s Kays Catalogue photos, with guys in sweaters, tweed jackets, or golf attire pointing to something off camera and smiling strangely.

I think I'm in the wrong place, being neither "D" nor someone that others refer to as "ILF" 🤪

This post was written by a short arse seeking validation for their genocidal ambitions.

Yeah, this wouldn't be a massive data protection headache that could see a school fined into bankruptcy by the ICO.

Why does this sound like the defence counsel for someone on an assault charge?

"Yes, my client punched the victim in the face, but at least he didn't give them a sniffle"

When did a talent-vacuum who once racially abused and beat up a black woman in a club toilet become regarded as an "icon"?

Did I miss a meeting or an email or something? #Strictly

Indeed. 3D printing is replacing labour, where AI is replacing actual thinking and creativity, which I'd argue is far more dangerous, ultimately.

They used to have a nationalised parcel delivery service called the Post Office, but they sold it.

In the meantime, patrons using the toilet were baffled as to why it got shittier when they flushed.

If Prince Andrew continuing to stay at Royal Lodge is going to be a problem then someone should let him know that Ian Watkins' cell has become available.

Absolutely the right decision by Craig.

Chris was always going to be one of those stompy, graceless dancers who over-relies on their strength and athletic ability to get through on lifts and tricks.

Shirley's overt bias towards the hunkier male contestants was showing again.

#Strictly

That was pure fucking joy #Ellie #Strictly

Never been a fan of the rhumba but, fuck me, that was bloody gorgeous.

Incredible job, Alex and Jojo ... damn #Strictly

They didn't find a new hobby so much as they found a way to get well-paid and legally protected for their existing one.

Being in his 50s, he may well now have kidney problems that mean he can't process potassium properly, and so eating a banana becomes a question of balancing the need to be a superhero with the risk of heart palpitations and arrhythmia 😆

This just sounds like an exercise bore finding another platform to boast on after all his friends told him to stop wanging on about how many bloody "reps" he does on Facebook.

Perhaps, but those things don't come with claims of a divine mandate and threats of eternal torture for picking the wrong tribe.

No, it doesn't. If it did, no one would ever take it literally.

Fixed it

I doubt whether anyone has ever confused the town with literacy, education, or the general notion of broadening one's mind.