Dane Rauschenberg

Remember the only bottom of the Republican Party is Lindsey Graham.

That’s like masturbating and say you gave away all your sperm

I hope the Minnesota Orchestra plays Day Man.

Has anyone else tried this? It really stings and doesn’t seem to make sense to use before you poop.

I feel you, end of Daylight Saving. I too get dark way too early.

Someone needs to make a supercut of "doubles down after saying wrong word" Trump clips, because this is the best one yet. Fascinating artifact of whatever cocktail of personality disorders he has.

If we turned ND, SD, MT, and WY into one big state named Sorth Wyomontakota, it would still have fewer people than Puerto Rico, according to the last Census.

It’s time for 52 states.

The finish line video of the Marshall University Marathon unfortunately did not catch my acrobatic snag of an errant pass of the football but it did allow me to watch many of my fellow runners who obviously had never carried a football in their life.

It’s entirely possible Pablo Picasso’s favorite song was Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock”.

“It’s all left-wing violence!”

From the fucknuts who brought you this

This is the Lakeside High School (Idaho) football game in 2020.

This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.

Ran my lifetime 127th half marathon in #ljubljana Sunday. My fourth half marathon since my partial knee replacement. Still working my way back into shape but a new knee PR of 1:44:28.

Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible

Fucking right, Ljubljana, Slovenia.

My mom would have been 76 today. I don't know how long it takes to not miss your mom every day but it's not 3 years and four days.

Someone from Philly: "Rita's Italian Wudder ice?"

Just your reminder that Rush Limbaugh and Charlie Kirk and James Dobson are dead, in case you needed a slight pick-me-up.

Check out this film, y'all.

www.waawaateprograms.org/ghostlakefilm

Alexa: “Expect a high of 89 degrees today in Minneapolis.”

Me: “You shut your whore mouth.”

“It’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon.”

-person who hasn’t done either.

Ain't nothing like a gluten free food rest SE #Portland party cuz a gluten free food rest SE #Portland party don’t stop.

Any time I hear any Republican talking.

I really enjoyed doing these, too. My mom (back before I went no-contact on January 6th) brought me in to do the characters while she painted the backgrounds. It was good money, and before she'd completely fallen down the Trump hole, so it was also some nice mother-daughter time. #BoycottDisney

When you find out that Charlie Kirk’s killer is not black, not trans, not gay, from a conservative part of Utah with a conservative father, and went dressed as you for Halloween.

Not what I was hoping for but still a new knee PR, 7 months and one day after a partial knee replacement. 1:44:57 is 24 minutes slower than my actual half marathon best but still 7 minutes faster than a month ago!

The boy, from "That Boy is Mine", if he were of legal age when Monica and Brandy were expressing their possession of him, would now be 45.

Which leads me to believe he is Macaulay Culkin.
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what if Trump just ran into the night like those Weapons kids?

I’ll never get over the time I received an age-group award and thought it was personalized. Had a confusing talk with the RD before he gave it another look and realized that everyone that day won a “Dane”.

When the "thoughts and prayers" people get in your face and can't understand why you don't want to engage them in civil conversation, realize that they post pictures like this and don't get how massively stupid they are.

Longest training run in 692 days. I drew Minnesota IN Minneapolis. The comeback continues from knee surgery. 11.7 miles at 8:40 pace.

Thank you so much, Anna.