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I think one of the reasons people default so much to ChatGPT etc is bc they have been brought up with the belief that saying something plainly and directly is beneath the acceptable level of professionalism, so they feel the need to spend a lot of time trying to sound “smarter.”

You’re saying that’s when our shared reality first split?

Bondi laser-focused on her job as the people’s attorney, clearly

Maybe but how does one balance public sentiment with the thoughts of the made up conservative couple guiding Chuck Schumer’s every move?

“Cut ICE’s budget to restore federal health care funding” is an extremely popular message www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...

The rotisserie chicken at Costco is like $4

This is awesome

Looks like some shit you’d see in Inception lol

I think what sincerely makes me the angriest is knowing that if Schumer read this post, he’d be like “the left is mad? That’s how you know we’re doing it right.”

My kids are 10, 7 and 4 and know what gay means. It is the easiest shit in the world to “explain” if you’re any kind of normal person.

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

Whether it's Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to a child or Kid Rock singing "I like ’em underage, see, some say that’s statutory but I say it’s mandatory," both artists have reached out to your nation's young people.

Sorta giving away the game here tho: democrats want nothing more than to be seen as “exceedingly reasonable.” It’s what they value most.

This fucking guy. “Exceedingly reasonable.” “Asking them to do nothing more” they’re literally kidnapping and killing people!

Lmao 🤡

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In this Ohio diner, taking the fifth still means running off with your host's Jim Beam at the end of the party. But they do know this: Ghislaine Maxwell's refusal to answer questions proves that Donald Trump is innocent and that the Clintons belong behind bars.

Basically this

Liking posts like this on LinkedIn to keep my supervisor and her supervisor on their toes

I remember in like 2017 listening to an ep of The Weeds podcast and Yglesias of all people was talking abt how bummed he was bc he’d been talking to some Dem staffers and they couldn’t answer this very question. That was 9 years ago! What have they been doing the past decade??

Wow in that case you won’t BELIEVE some of the concessions Senate Democrats are willing to make…uh….Senate judiciary Democrats account.

I honestly don't know what the Democrats are promising to do if they win in November (either in the House or Senate).

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Why are they Trump voters?!? If you have to beg your guy to do 180s on multiple things then he’s not your guy!

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

The thing about Lee Greenwood and patriotism is so fucking funny because he did one for Canada too and just changed a few of the words. It’s not even a sincere bout of patriotism.

It’s kind of bullshit when a recipe is like “only 10 mins of prep time” and then one of the ingredients is cooked chicken. Like yes if we’re starting with things already done then every recipe is very quick.

Lol didn’t even think about that

I suppose another big task is figuring out what people mean by “handle immigration.” Do they mean improve the immigration system to make it easier to gain status or do they mean “send enforcements around the country to round up undocumented immigrants”?

Smh ACTUALLY JB Pritzker is robber baron hefty