Richard Lemon

I'm writing and doing research about 1920s wedding etiquette on a train. How romantic.

#amtrak #booksky

My great dislike of Darren Aronofsky intensifies.

SiriusFM, using Howard Stern as a promotional figure is not going to make me buy your product. Unless the product is "never having to hear of or from this man ever again."

Trying to write my author's bio like
#writing

That cover is genius

I've been looking for editors and I had one, with seemingly decent credentials, return my query with a letter written by AI. Stay vigilant, writers.
#writing #editors #selfpublishing

The tariffs chart isn't even for tariffs. It is a percent difference of import vs export from said country. That's not a tariff. That's only saying America imports more than it exports.

Update on yogurt: did not see God. But I got a descent ceramic pot from it.

This yogurt is $3.50. For one tiny cup. I better see God after eating this damn dairy or it's a scam

When I go advertise my book, I'm gonna slap a QR code on my ass. People are already looking at it, may as well put it to use. I'm a porn category fercrissake and sex sells

MMW, prices will be passed onto US consumers because of the tariffs. If the tariffs are ever lifted, they'll keep the prices high since the consumer base has adjusted to paying more and report record profits.

Finishing up a novella (~18,000 words) and I have no idea what to do with it. It's a Southern gothic tale (think Flannery O'Connor or Shirley Jackson). Not sure if I should try and publish it or just post it.

#writing #novella #southerngothic #psychologicalhorror

A standard issue cat yawning

Greatest photo I've ever taken
#cats

There's a Fyre Festival 2?! Quick, someone call Werner Herzog! #fyrefest

Digital painting of a still-life. A brass teapot pours water into a clear pitcher. Various other tea implements are scattered around the pitcher atop a wooden table.

First render done! One more pass! First still-life with multiple items, metal, and glass. This is my ref image: www.pexels.com/photo/clear-...

#stilllife #digitalpainting

Sean Baker deserved that Oscar win. Well done.

Love!! Great color choices

A digital painting of a sprig of red grapes upon a yellow backdrop

I feel like I've been improving. At least with digital painting, I don't have to worry about my paints drying out.
#digitalpainting #stilllife

The USA: hold my beer

Thousands of #Americans took to the #US streets against isolationist #Trump policies showing their support for #Ukraine.
#RussiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset

Good work, Chicago

UNITED24 - The initiative of the President of Ukraine UNITED24 was launched by the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy as the main venue for collecting charitable donations in support of Ukraine. Funds will be transferred to the official accounts of...

Donate to Ukraine here. Money goes directly to UKR government. I've donated before, but because of today's farce, I'm compelled to donate again.
u24.gov.ua
#ukraine #fuckputin #fucktrump

I’m sickened—but not shocked—by today’s scene in the Oval Office. Trump and Vance despise Zelensky: he has the nerve, character, and courage to stand up to Putin and they don’t. A man who adheres to his principles will always be incomprehensible to people who don’t have any.

This country is an embarrassment. I'm ashamed.

Two cats looking up at camera. A mackerel tabby lays on her side in the middle of the partially completed puzzle. A tortie sits on a pile of pieces.

Trying to puzzle with cats is playing on hard mode.

#cats #puzzles #jigsawpuzzles

Elon Musk looks like a peeled potato and, like a potato, should only run a clock.

A post-it note with a pen drawing a fish wearing a fedora. It is shaking his fist. A speak bubble says, "Walleye oughta!"

Embracing my inner dad with fish puns for my coworkers.

Least favorite trope: An author writing about an author who is writing. (I'm so sorry, Stephen.) To be crass, its like the writers enjoy the smell of their own farts and they molded the aroma in candle-form.

I'm pretty happy with this one! I was hungry, hence the ramen. I had no idea for the bowl's design and it shows. #digitalart #ramen

A digital painting of a jackalope

Jackalopes are my favorite. This is my second drawing with a drawing pad. Considering I'm not an artist, I'm quite happy with the result! #cryptids #voidpunk