Richard Lemon

I'll see you in hell, James Watson, you loathsome prick.

#jameswatson #fuckthisman #science

Spotted this in the wild

#epsteinfiles #riseup

I have two arms for two cats--just as god intended.

Bad Bunny has the chance to do the funniest thing possible during the Super Bowl half-time show: he can sing all his songs in English! Old English. And it's just Beowulf set to a strong four-on-the-floor beat.

#badbunny #superbowl

Help a bro out and click on this link to boost my book in the algorithm.

I drew all the images AND the cover! I'm a man of many talents.
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Scapegoat Amazon.com: Scapegoat eBook : Lemon, Richard: Kindle Store

Scapegoat, my novella, is coming out this Saturday, just in time for Halloween. It's a southern Gothic Cain and Abel story.

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#writing #selfpublishing #horror #halloween #gothicamericana #southerngothic #psychological #thriller #quickread #novella #scapegoat

Nobody composes for the pipe organ anymore. I feel bad for all the vampires.

Thinking about that time I said to my friend, "I want some Naked juice," and my friend thought i said "naked Jews," and I said, "Honestly, I can go for either right about now." Anyway. I'm drinking Green Machine rn

Looking for sensitivity readers who are also cannibals. Pm me please asap

#writing #booksky #thisisajoke

I'm writing and doing research about 1920s wedding etiquette on a train. How romantic.

#amtrak #booksky

My great dislike of Darren Aronofsky intensifies.

SiriusFM, using Howard Stern as a promotional figure is not going to make me buy your product. Unless the product is "never having to hear of or from this man ever again."

Trying to write my author's bio like
#writing

That cover is genius

I've been looking for editors and I had one, with seemingly decent credentials, return my query with a letter written by AI. Stay vigilant, writers.
#writing #editors #selfpublishing

The tariffs chart isn't even for tariffs. It is a percent difference of import vs export from said country. That's not a tariff. That's only saying America imports more than it exports.

Update on yogurt: did not see God. But I got a descent ceramic pot from it.

This yogurt is $3.50. For one tiny cup. I better see God after eating this damn dairy or it's a scam

When I go advertise my book, I'm gonna slap a QR code on my ass. People are already looking at it, may as well put it to use. I'm a porn category fercrissake and sex sells

MMW, prices will be passed onto US consumers because of the tariffs. If the tariffs are ever lifted, they'll keep the prices high since the consumer base has adjusted to paying more and report record profits.

Finishing up a novella (~18,000 words) and I have no idea what to do with it. It's a Southern gothic tale (think Flannery O'Connor or Shirley Jackson). Not sure if I should try and publish it or just post it.

#writing #novella #southerngothic #psychologicalhorror

A standard issue cat yawning

Greatest photo I've ever taken
#cats

There's a Fyre Festival 2?! Quick, someone call Werner Herzog! #fyrefest

Digital painting of a still-life. A brass teapot pours water into a clear pitcher. Various other tea implements are scattered around the pitcher atop a wooden table.

First render done! One more pass! First still-life with multiple items, metal, and glass. This is my ref image: www.pexels.com/photo/clear-...

#stilllife #digitalpainting

Sean Baker deserved that Oscar win. Well done.

Love!! Great color choices

A digital painting of a sprig of red grapes upon a yellow backdrop

I feel like I've been improving. At least with digital painting, I don't have to worry about my paints drying out.
#digitalpainting #stilllife

Thousands of #Americans took to the #US streets against isolationist #Trump policies showing their support for #Ukraine.
#RussiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset

Good work, Chicago