danielle

photo of a cat sitting on my voters pamphlet and ballot, preventing me from voting

where do i report voter suppression

sports! wow!

homer simpson patiently peering around the corner

waiting to hear my husband’s reaction every time i send him a meme from the next room

i sincerely hope so

mr. handsome from superman (2025) who sure looks a lot like the greendale community college mascot from community

also shoutout to the greendale human being mascot for getting cast in superman (2025)

@ityslmemes.com is this anything

screenshot of tim robinson from i think you should leave, shouting “what the fuck” in a manner that is confused, bewildered, and angry

personally speaking i would love to see every wilhelm scream replaced with tim robinson shouting “WHAT THE FUCK”

for cinema

i despise charlie kirk but i still say ban the fucking guns

why call him billy bob thornton when you can call him cowboy bebob

it was nice!

finally saw wicked, please clap

forgot my own phone number halfway through leaving a voicemail 🙂🙃🙂🫠

“hang in there, baby” poster of a cat hanging off a clothesline. screenshot from the simpsons

putting up this poster next to my houseplants currently having a near death experience

i initially missed that this was a tub for babies and thought this woman brought it everywhere for HER. and i was completely on board like

what chuckleduster thought to put scrambled eggs on my breakfast sandwich. this is a crime.

i made the responsible choice today and did not buy myself a gyro. being responsible is dumb.

after last night’s mulaney, i strongly believe this is how they should handle all gov regulations. a panel of comics going “wtf is this bullshit” and one expert to explain the bullshit. do it for everything

simpsons meme “you don’t win friends with salad”

🎶 i love pico de gallo 🎶

2 smitten 2 sleep

up too late with a case of the giggles. AGAIN

without fail, my biggest barrier to going to bed early is my husband. i really enjoy hanging out with my husband. and i stay up too late because of it

libraries are just the best, man. they’re quiet! they’re organized! they’re open to everyone! 10/10

anyway eat shit terfs

people want to put everything into one of two distinct categories, but it just doesn’t work like that. the world isn’t binary, it’s shades of gray, everywhere. and punishing folks for falling in the gray is fucking cruel

you’re telling me you went on a journey of deep introspection and self-discovery, dismantling internalized patriarchal values and societal ideals of masculinity? hell yeah, get on my team

anyone hating on trans women has clearly never spent time with any. trans women rule

loud-ass cars suck ass!!

baby miguel

🎉🎉 congrats!