Tiny Lunatic

“He had his colon removed during the off season so he could play for Hugh Freeze at Auburn.” The most insane sentence of the 2025 college football season. 🤯🤯🥴🥴

This hits🫡

Brick 🧱 by brick 🧱

Introducing Dr. Casey Means 🙄

It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one lawmaker, me.
Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea:
There'll be no more toymakers to the King! ~ DJT

Tanking the stock market
= immediate devaluation of companies
= employee layoffs
= skyrocketing unemployment
= widespread poverty
= death

Totally
Racist
Unhinged
Moronic
Penguin hater

Tanking the stock market
= immediate devaluation of companies
= employee layoffs
= skyrocketing unemployment
= widespread poverty
= death

So a president with huge mommy and daddy issues wants to take our country back in time. Impossible but unsurprising.

Remember that this administration works backwards for future gain.

So which federal contractors are they wooing by removing desegregation requirements?

Private prisons, private schools.

Moscow
Actually
Guffawing
At US

You know when you hard reboot a computer? It goes down immediately but when you bring it back up it takes a long time. And you worry that you may have broken some shit forever.

The US is the computer.

This OPM email sure seems like doge doesn’t have any federal org charts and needs everyone to name their manager.

The US is about to see a huge uptick in unregulated ‘wellness’ supplements. We’ll be the world’s largest MLM scam.

This ‘Because I said so’ administration ignites my GenX defiance.

I don't see much point in arguing which elderly racist white man is technically responsible for this particular fuckup

What a year we’re having. #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban