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โธโธ What-- ๐™Ÿ๐™š๐™ง๐™ ? No, no, no, no! I don't think sooo!~ โธโธ A parody account, not affliated with Dispatch! โ˜๏ธŽ โ•ฐโ”ˆโžค Likes and reposts appreciated! Profile picture by slimespecter on Tumblr. (adult mun and muse) tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp

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Latest posts by callhimherm.bsky.social on Bluesky

I trust... it will make sense to you in the course of-- Well, I'm really not at liberty to say.

โ˜•- #bskyrp #mvrp

24.11.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He's pretty...

24.11.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

( buying some food from a chinese restaurant, then bringing it to Robert's hospital bed. )

23.11.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... I... I'm not sure how to feel about that... I MEAN-- I'm glad you're... safe! You're recovering, and all.. but-- It's sweet, the things you do for Beef...

I'm surprised you didn't... put an end to Shroud's schemes yet, it's kinda leaving me anxious thinking what his next move is!

23.11.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

T... thank you, Robby... I... thank, thank you.

( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )

I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?

23.11.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

pie

(to muns that played dispatch: did you choose waterboy or phenomaman?)

23.11.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

W-- What?! N-- no, no! I... I know I held my own against the... you know, against them, some of them, but... I... I can't... I'm... weak, Rob...

If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...

23.11.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Nonono! I-- I mean, after... your hospital... your treatment!

... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!

23.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

E-- Everyone has... something... things, traits... about them! That! Makes them seductive!

23.11.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm gonna get so wet...

23.11.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hand me anything with-- it, in... mayo in it, and I'll eat it!

23.11.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I-- I'm a sucker for... mayo...

23.11.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... T-- there's... um, that restaurant thing..? I think the... red... ring, team is kind of... keeping their heads low, like... unactive, for now!

So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.

23.11.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

(of course, I don't mind him being single but he's so pathetic aghhhh can he be pathetic with love)

22.11.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pie

(again, shipping business is...... available, but there's no one for this twinkie so)

22.11.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(inspired by that one 'I think you've confused your speech bubbles' meme)

22.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[ nc ]

God if only I could be choked by a strong skinny man.

๐Ÿ’ญ (I-- I'm not sure, it seems more violent...)

22.11.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

( he's eating a ham sandwich... nothing else to it, except the fact he smeared the thing in mayo. )

22.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pie

(PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. PLEASE GIVE ME WATERMECH.)

22.11.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gooooo-- d... morning!

22.11.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(ummmmmmm yeah)

22.11.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( cleaning the desk Robert works on. )

22.11.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pie

(dead Rob youre gonna have to comfort him 24/7 when you come back because hes genuinely having a panic attafk)

22.11.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( ohh... he's sobbing. He's sad in the washroom, his legs shake rapidly, he seems to utter some words out, but... they're not really being tuned properly. )

22.11.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

()I HAD NO IDEAA WHAT)

22.11.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I... I miss... Robert...

21.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(..... HES DEAD???????????)

21.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I... I like p-- pepperoni.. pizza.

21.11.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( looking around... pointing to himself in confusion. )

21.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

C-- Can I get my... mandato... ry... break, please?

21.11.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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