Mike Hannah

two carnivorous mammals of the subfamily Lutrinae in a steeply angled water-filled chute

🎶 you know the day destroys the night
night divides the day
tried to run
tried to hide

BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE

Need to chuck the guy out.

Canada loses measles elimination status | CBC

Thanks all you dumbass antivaxxers out there. Maybe we can bring back Polio next. 😒
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Bunch of slackers is what they are.

ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

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A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: secret agent (Molly Ringwald) goes on a revenge spree against the Russian mafia that killed her partner. Alexei: Steve Guttenburg. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. A neural peptide energy nebula causes Archer to lose all memory of himself and his crew, except for Malcolm. Phlox diagnoses him with a terminal case of “Reed Only Memory.” Musical guest: Nine Days. [SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs. “The LEGO Star Trek Movie.” Patrick Stewart.

#StarTrekENT "Does Archer Have A Reset Button?"

A neural peptide energy nebula causes Archer to lose all memory of himself and his crew, except for Malcolm. Phlox diagnoses him with a terminal case of “Reed Only Memory.” Musical guest: Nine Days.

Ford government walks back on plan to consider changes to renters’ right to ‘security of tenure’ The Ford government says it won’t be moving forward with consultations to modify the law that protects tenants’ right to remain in their unit.

Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it

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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"

The chimpanzees are wearing black armbands to commemorate the passing of Jane Goodall. The anteaters are wearing bedazzled jeans because they have terrible fashion sense.

Season 9 / Episode 1

"Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"

"Mountain dew or crab juice."

"Blech! Ew! Geez! I'll take a crab juice."

Anyone who agrees to this is no longer a journalist

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

We just found out why people thought we'd put up our scary Halloween decorations early. The police are on the way.

The Michael Jackson song "Man in the Mirror" is a song about self-reflection.

Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry

Faux album cover mimicking Tom Lehrer's 1965 "That Was the Year That Was", but reading "Tom Lehrer, That Was the Life That Was"

Tom Lehrer performing in Copenhagen in 1967.

Tom Lehrer made musical satire sing… & sting. His songs were outrageous & often uncomfortably true. 🎭🗡️

The satirist & mathematician died recently at 97, famously disclaiming copyright to his lyrics & compositions.

Read our tribute to his legacy in the commons ⤵️
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YouTube video by OzzyOsbourneVEVO Ozzy Osbourne - Ordinary Man (Official Music Video) ft. Elton John

RIP Ozzy
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People need to realize that these AI models are nothing more than spicy autocomplete. There's no thought, no consciousness, no logic, no reasoning.

I am once again writing my personal struggles in The Beaverton

I'm seeing posts about David Suzuki saying climate change is now out of control and people should start focusing on taking care of our communities after the inevitable super storms, floods and fires that are coming.

He is one of the most well-known and dedicated environmental scientists and

Spaceballs 2: We Still Ain't Found Shit

Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: Swayze) returns, this time hired by NASA to clean up a rundown bar on Venus harassed by a violent Martian hoverbiker gang. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. Picard takes action when the Federation turns a blind eye to genocide by a strategic partner. Worf goes to Gowron’s costume party as Homer, sees Lursa and B’Etor as Patty and Selma. Transporter chief: Krist Novoselic. [SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs. “Air Force Fun!” Steve Gutenberg, Alfonso Rib-

#StarTrekTNG "Moral Imperatives"

Picard takes action when the Federation turns a blind eye to genocide by a strategic partner. Worf goes to Gowron’s costume party as Homer, sees Lursa and B’Etor as Patty and Selma. Transporter chief: Krist Novoselic.

Strange New Worlds scene. We're in the Enterprise corridor. It's white and brightly lit. Nurse Chapel, who also has strikingly white hair, is talking to Spock, both are in uniform. Spock's ears look slightly different than usual, less pointy. Closed caption on Chapel, "Um, how's, uh, feeling going?" Caption on Spock, "It's a lot."

Alt in pic 1

"Trump caught in major corruption scheme"
Must be a day that ends in "y"

INTERVIEWER: can you explain these gaps in your resume?

ME: yes, they separate the words so you can read them easier.

Season 7 / Episode 2

"Wow! Look at that ad!
All right, this place must be hot.
They don't need a big ad or even correct spelling."