A.J. O'Toole

Knew a girl at Uni who was from that town in Cumberland. (Joke writes itself)

Is the noose an Albert Pierrepoint reference? (Retired to Southport)

1 in 3 say Farage is right to claim racist and homophobic language is normal

This is from 2014:

I'm assuming Liz Truss's brave fight against the Deep State won't include refusing the £120k a year for life she gets for being PM for twenty minutes and panicking the markets so much it almost crashed the economy. Before bravely resigning. Then being bravely rejected by her constituency.

trad thick olde

They've been in again, stickering up the meat fridge.

Viz thing about tedious pundits.

Chris Mason's wikipedia profile pic, which is hard to describe in words but crucially makes him look like a prat, which he is

the only good thing about Chris Mason is that this is his wikipedia profile pic

Norman Bates action figure. In a dress.

Spoilers.

This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad

Auteurs at 50, prob because that would annoy Luke Haines more than not appearing at all.

a man with a beard is wearing a black coat and a plaid shirt and smiling . Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a black coat and a plaid shirt and smiling .

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The Benefits Street Budget

The fucking Mail this morning.

Heard yer Dad is in the Club Shop buying this year's limited edition Christmas jumper.

8 king prawn bao bun parcels. Upside down.

The idiots have been in, spray painting the picky tea aisle.

Royal family might have to give back a tiny amount because they live in massive houses the rest of the country pay for.

Incredible cognitive dissonance here

Tom Utley's last column. For old times sake.

Off you fuck, Tom.

A dog in glasses smoking a pipe. Is this bad? Yeah.

Thinking about it

In 'man, you've changed...' news: I've bought some slippers. Disgraceful.
(They're sheepskin lined Harris tweed black watch tartan slippers, but still... slippers. Ugh)

bifold doors strike down an aspiring social climber

Know your place

Festive Dhal at Bundobust is 🔥
Sprout bhajis decent, Charso 400 dipa a lovely drop.

And another piece of the puzzle falls into place... ;-)

Ruby mild. Tiled floor.

Good start. Drinking ruby mild in a pub with a snug.

Well, you know what Freud said about the Irish? (from The Depahted)

Off for dinner with a pair of psychotherapists. I'll be fine.

Only takes a single listen to the 'Electric' versions of Nebraska to prove the E Street Band ruin everything they touch.

Did you know, the total value of whisky aging in Scotland is greater than the UK's entire gold reserves!
310 tonnes of gold,£22–£25 billion.
Whisky in Bond,
22 million casks valued between £30 billion to £100 billion+!
No wonder England won't let us escape with 75% of that going to HMRC London!

Post someone who looks good in stripes

#PurpleFirst

Connections
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Sutton Hoo ship name contest urges no Boaty McBoatface suggestions

Hooty McBlowfish

Soccer in the Sixties

Season 1960-61

27 August 1960

The second weekend of the season saw some high-scoring games, including Blackpool 5 Aston Villa 3 and Chelsea 3 Wolves 3.

There's nothing else in the world like test cricket. And that was nothing like test cricket.