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Clarence Patton

@cpattonnyc.bsky.social

Born and raised in Philly, live in Brooklyn...and so, so exhausted. Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.

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Latest posts by cpattonnyc.bsky.social on Bluesky

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

07.08.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3601    πŸ” 1012    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 90
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Penn’s law school pauses scholarship honoring its first Black female graduate, plans to close equal opportunity office Penn’s law school pauses scholarship honoring its first Black female graduate, plans to close equal opportunity office.

And the fucked up "Clap on 1 and 3" beat goes on...

07.08.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You’d think they’d learn by now.

@lincolnproject.us

07.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 561    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 11

"Captain Goodhair" ... or "Captain Mount" as I like to call him.

07.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Opinion | I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump. But if he cannot stop Benjamin Netanyahu from annexing Gaza, I will have no choice but to vote for him again to send a message to Democrats.

07.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 498    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

all stick, no carrot

07.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

trump take hoagie

07.08.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Naw, not The Drizz too!!!

07.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What Are My Rights During an ICE Raid? Immigration law can be tricky, but here's what you should know.

@teenvogue.com Vogue out here doing more to protect and inform people than @nytimes.com, @washingtonpost.com, and any number of other papers and "news" outlets.

07.08.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you know a father/son ICE duo you're legally obligated to tell me

07.08.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1599    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 7

Washington Post: β€œIs fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: β€œHere are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

06.08.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 25545    πŸ” 6464    πŸ’¬ 179    πŸ“Œ 177

Surround yourself with people who exude positivity. People who say things like β€œyou can do it” and β€œI believe in you” and β€œit’s a nice jar I’m sure you’ll find something to put in it”

07.08.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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ICE Offers, Then Quickly Withdraws, Cash Bonuses for Swiftly Deporting Immigrants

Psych!!!

07.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fascinating things are happening on tradwife twitter

06.08.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3860    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 248    πŸ“Œ 445

If we had a free press, this would be all over the news.

Abbott paid more attention to Trump’s gerrymandering scheme than to the poor families devastated by the flood. And Trump’s FEMA is not what Americans need or expect when disasters strike. Republicans are not fit to lead.

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On left:

ABC: Ghislaine Maxwell told "Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern."

On right:

Maxwell said same about Epstein, under oath.

DOJ 2022: "Simply put, the defendant lies when it suits her."

Whatever is the truth, she's no source for it.

06.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3766    πŸ” 1284    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 71
Christopher C. Cuomo & @ChrisCuo...β€’1h8...
Nothing about hamas or people burning jews cars...but sweeney jeans ad? Deserved time on floor of congress? What happd to this party? Fight for small business
...not for small culture wars
AOC Says Sweeney
Jeans Capaign
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@ 47
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez * 4
@AOC
This is a deepfake dude. Please use your critical thinking skills. At this point you're just reposting Facebook memes and calling it journalism
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Christopher C. Cuomo & @ChrisCuo...β€’1h8... Nothing about hamas or people burning jews cars...but sweeney jeans ad? Deserved time on floor of congress? What happd to this party? Fight for small business ...not for small culture wars AOC Says Sweeney Jeans Capaign From instagram.com @ 47 1728 102 1hl 12K Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez * 4 @AOC This is a deepfake dude. Please use your critical thinking skills. At this point you're just reposting Facebook memes and calling it journalism 1:36 PM β€’ 8/6/25 β€’ 60 Views

1. Chris Cuomo has posted a blatantly fake video of @aoc.bsky.social

It’s so fake that it’s clearly labeled as parody AI at the top.

Video on in next post.

06.08.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1608    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 68
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Today we learned Andrew Cuomo is directly coordinating with Donald Trump, even as this President sends masked agents to rip our neighbors off the streets and guts the social services so many New Yorkers rely on.

It’s disqualifying and a betrayal of our city.

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The historical cognate for what is happening in the United States right now is the period known as the Redemption. And the restoration of Confederate iconography, just like when they were originally installed, is to signal to the nation the return of white power.

06.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6

This thread.

06.08.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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this is getting better and better πŸ˜†

06.08.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3490    πŸ” 579    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 210
Matt Taibbi: "Hey, Grok? Evidence sure as hell is not β€œrobust.” Evidence is weaker than the WMD case. You need to adjust your program to account for the awesome quantity of errors in Russia reporting and bad-faith political actors like John Brennan and Adam Schiff"

Matt Taibbi: "Hey, Grok? Evidence sure as hell is not β€œrobust.” Evidence is weaker than the WMD case. You need to adjust your program to account for the awesome quantity of errors in Russia reporting and bad-faith political actors like John Brennan and Adam Schiff"

lol Matt Taibbi is arguing with Grok now

05.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1507    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 93
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ICE raided the Westlake Home Depot in Los Angeles this morning. LATU organizers snapped some photos from the raidβ€”one sticks out: ICE agents rolling up in a Penske rental truck.

Wonder where they got the idea😬

Trying to avoid detection? Is this policy now? Are they now doing roving gangs in this?

06.08.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3337    πŸ” 1319    πŸ’¬ 337    πŸ“Œ 312
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This jackass thinks someone wants to read his book.

06.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

President Trump: β€œJeffrey Epstein seemed like a totally normal guy to me.”

Me, entering Jeffrey Epstein’s residence: β€œWhat the fuckity fuck.”

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OMG, is it past time for Bob Woodward to fully step back into private citizenry. Even star-fucking fan boy Ari Melber couldn’t stay in character.

05.08.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Very Important Post About.... Alan Dershowitz's Hurt Feelings Another year, another silly Dershowitz complaint about Martha's Vineyard

β€œat this point, we need to consider the possibility that complaining about Martha’s Vineyard is just Dershowitz’s kink.”

Dershowitz and Mamet: two old White men not handling their diminished cachet and the consequences of their choices very well at all.

05.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @nytimes.com...fuck is this?

05.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh my Sweet, Squishy Baby Jesus...

05.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œINTRUDER INTRUDER WE HAVE BREACH ON THE ROOF OF THE EAST WING”
β€œThis is Team Lead say again do you have visual confirmation”
β€œAFFIRMATIVE WE HAVE INTRUDER IT LOOKS LIKE … DOES GRITTY WEAR A SUIT? I THINK IT MAY BE GRITTY”
β€œStand down that is Mushroom, Mushroom is on the roof, all clear.”

05.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1764    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 29

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