Lucy from Chorlton

In a world that is a complete shitshow, this is fantastic

Teen swims four hours through rough seas to save mother and siblings off Western Australia The 13-year-old attempted to kayak back to shore to get help, but the vessel took on water, forcing him to swim 4km

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

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I’m worried I’ll start that malarkey. Christening gown is very special
“I haven’t heard from you for ages. Ring me”
Me “phone works 2 ways”

He was on holiday.
Good for morale though

I laugh every day that I am there. Without fail. Last week the cock and balls (x2) drawn in the condensation in the centre lift.
Never ages

I honestly cannot wait. Will
miss the daft conversations though. You don’t get them hanging around Chorlton

It’s easy being a Leeds fan, in some ways, as you never expect anything to go well. It’s generally a bit shit and nerve wracking

😂😂😂

I’m havin’ that 😂. Nice one

It’s gonna be like Ole all over again. I, for one will be howling

I hope I never see this fucker on the streets of Manchester. Definitely wouldn’t cheer me up

“You’re not Stirling Moss” to my daughter when she was learning to drive.
As a side note, teaching kids to drive is up there with the worst experiences of my life

Thanks for reminding me that they exist. Weekend ruined 😠

Revolutionary therapy treats ‘untreatable’ blood cancer Gene therapy which turns white blood cells into a disease-busting “living drug” has reversed previously untreatable blood cancers

"A world-first gene therapy which turns white blood cells into a disease-busting “living drug” has reversed previously untreatable blood cancers." www.positive.news/society/revo...

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I’d ask to move as it’ll be so busy. Queues do everything

Honestly, I have had 2 fantastic experiences with them. They are super professional so I’d just ask. Then you know that you’ll have the best time

Are you going with a travel agency? Like Tui? If so, they can almost certainly move you. The weddings may well be Brits or Aussies. I’d see. If not, I’m sure it will still be fabulous

Jez is right. They should be able to do that

Well yes. I can’t believe a landlord would change the locks on a 50 year old, successful business there’s more to this one

I used to go years ago and it was great. Last time was bang average and over priced with no atmosphere.

Good luck. The tip is one of my favourite activities

Con- Sausage

If the other way round 😬

What a top day

Fake

I was thinking about the horrors we would produce…

I know he was a fan, but I do feel that this is tasteless cashing in

Apparently there are also bucket hats