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If someone really likes you, they'll let you poke them in their most sensitive parts.

How do I get a blue check on here. I’m lowkey significant

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

@melodynosurname.bsky.social
this Melbot was left at my doorstep and now it's teaching my cat Portuguese. or, teaching my cat about Portuguese? or, saying things that may or may not be true and adding "in Portuguese" at the end.
in any case, I don't like it hanging around my cat

YouTube video by Some More News Why is Child Care So Expensive? - SOME MORE NEWS

I wrote ANOTHER episode of @somemorenews.bsky.social !!!

That cantankerous codger @codyjohnston.bsky.social says words I wrote.

I can make him say all kinds of crazy things. Look:

youtu.be/7P3QrWHzRoU?...

Happy new year2025🎊

あけましておめでとうございますっ☆
いつも可愛がっていただいて本当にありがとうございますっ☆
2025年もゆるキャラらしく遊んでいきますのでよろしくお願いしますっ☆皆さん大好きですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆

A lot of memes are based on illustrations and comics that an artist made, but people remove all mention of the artist to make it seem as if the image sprang out of the ether, that it belongs to everyone. Especially in this day and age, it's important to assert when art is made by human hands.

YouTube video by Keith Stack Wacky Lesbian Hour

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sso5...

Christmas in Palestine.

Independence Day is a Christmas movie

It's A Wonderful Life is a Christmas movie.

it's basically a sequel to my first Mr Beast video that is also a spiritual sequel to the Shadiversity video. There you go that's the pitch

credit to @skutchdraws.bsky.social for the beautiful follow-up thumbnail

YouTube video by Jack Saint The Milk Has Curdled

hey so was anyone wanting to watch me completely lose my mind while responding to videos defending Mr Beast for an hour straight

because I can provide that presently

youtu.be/QkOLKzScJQk?...

Today is Chiitan's birthday!

0歳のお誕生日になりましたっ☆
いつもたくさん遊んでくれてありがとうございますっ☆
今年の目標はダメージですっ☆ずっと一緒にいてくださいねっ☆
ケーキには自分で火を点火しますねっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆

The handle @thoughtslime was supposedly taken, so I'm worried someone might be out there improving my reputation with better posts.

Leslie is watching Brianne, who is in front of the refrigerator, holding up a case of soda cans to the fridge shelf. BRIANNE: Hey Leslie, check it out. I got a COOL trick to get all the sodas in the fridge at once. Brianne begins opening the flaps on the back of the soda case. BRIANNE: First, you gotta open up the flaps on both sides… The soda cans start pouring out of the back side of the case, rolling onto the floor. BRIANNE: Ah, I fucked it up! The soda cans are all over the floor. A mouse steals one of them. BRIANNE: I fucked up my cool trick, Leslie.

I GOT THE HOMOPHOBIC DOG SHOT

NEW VIDEO: Squid Game The Challenge SHOULD NOT EXIST

Watch @ youtu.be/mI9CDEa5drA?...

hey @roramdin.bsky.social good work on the @noahsamsen.bsky.social end credits music, it's a real jam that is good

Breaker Box xkcd.com/2848

Puzzling

sometimes I see posts with tens of thousands of likes equating an entire nation of people currently being war crimed to nazis and I am baffled why anyone would expect the people of that nation to respond with patience and civility

🥳🥳🥳

Nintendo has gone woke

United autoworkers seek: 46% pay raise 32 glue work weeks with 40 hour pay Restoration of traditional pensions

In 26 hours UAW could be on strike.

And every single one of us should support them, because if 150,000 autoworkers win these demands, it’ll change things for all of us.

Solidarity!