Amy

Reading this post out of context was bewildering.

Starting a conversation with "I mean" is silly. Of course you mean what you're about to say. You're saying it!

Had a coworker who ended every sentence with "so." I had to start thinking it was an abbreviation for "sentence over" to save my sanity.

If many elephants are neutered--

Wish I could l could be there.

Yeah, what the hell IS that? Trafficking, corruption, violence-- all the focus is on the fake stuff. How did this happen?

When a wasp gets into a bee hive, no one bee is strong enough to expel it. So many bees swarm the wasp and by surrounding it, raise the temperature until the wasp dies. We need to be putting ourselves between our neighbors and ICE.

Text that reads This weapon fights nazis surrounds a submarine sandwich. The only good nazi is a dead nazi. Refuse fascism.

BWAHAHAHA!

Yellow hardcover book sitting on its edge on the carpeted floor of the bookstore. The title on the spine: How Book of Cubbing. From the Boy Scouts of America. How the fuck does THAT help me?

Imagine my chagrin after buying it to find out it's *not* "How Book of Cussing."

Pfft.

this is literally never not accurate

@wyden.senate.gov @tinakotek.bsky.social @jeff-merkley.bsky.social @repbonamici.bsky.social

DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

How the hell do you lose a negotiation to *Trump*? He may be TACO but the democrats are TACO Supreme.

YouTube video by Christian Brighty Either abolish us all or take it back!🤴🪓 #comedy #princeandrew #ukpolitics #history #taxtherich

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Huh. I didn't think of it like that.

A white dog wearing a cone is standing on a sidewalk, looking toward a parked silver car in the background. A lamp with a shade is placed on the grass nearby.

it was love at first sight

That fountain took me a moment. That's so tasteless!

I love it!

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

YouTube video by Caio Badner Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit

Breaking: CPD and ICE release new training video for recruits.

A hairless cat, ears pricked, looks off into the distance, holding its paw over the mouth of another hairless cat below them.

"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."

"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."

The reason 42 million Americans are on SNAP is because employers aren’t paying living wages.

Except Vance was on it.

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

Mike Johnson looking angry exasperated with "no food for you until the democrats let us take away your Healthcare." Photo has Occupy Democrats brand on the bottom left corner.

He did it on purpose. Look at that little smile on his face. Asshat.

This is what happens when technology outpaces pants

A black desiccated banana on a wooden desk top

Same, only a banana that got lost in the back of a drawer in my desk in 1987.

Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.

Just checking: the republicans that attacked and sent marshals to arrest Texas dems for not showing up to work (in an effort to protect voting rights, btw) are the same republicans that are not showing up to work, yeah?

YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture Does their whole plan hinge on us rioting?

youtu.be/kF818-I-LIA?...

Yahuh.