Johnny Cleancheeks

They should invent a thing that helps people decide if they want to read an article or not

Every time Wemby does something amazing on the basketball court someone online says “well what do you expect he’s 8 feet tall” and expose themselves as one of the dumbest people alive

I hate Draymond Green

check it out: one million year mortgage

His signature hoodie

Seeing possibly the greatest American band of all time, Tortoise, tonight

I don’t understand how anybody could be a Wemby hater. We are witnessing greatness

The fact that it’s even called The Free Press makes it all feel that much dumber

Timmy from WKUK pointing to his BLUE HAIR

This is why they’re bringing the National Guard in to Portland

Incredible how inept you guys are at meeting the historical moment. Truly pathetic

Victor Wembanyama, on whether he can use any of the Kung fu moves he learned from Shaolin monks on the basketball court:

"I can but, only once."

Do yall just like getting yelled at?

A picture of Milei posing with Elon Musk after giving him a golden chainsaw

A headline from The Telegraph saying that the US is prepared to offer Argentina a bail out

That’s the problem with libertarian austerity, eventually you need another country’s tax base to bail you out

buddy that last part sure is true

Brad Stuver

My response to any defense of AI in the arts is “show me something good made with it.” We’re three years in with this stuff and brother, I’m still batting a thousand

The best impact you could have on humanity’s future would be to step down and go away forever

it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out

Yes Meta LiveAI failed embarrassingly. But once they get the wrinkles ironed out we will finally be able to use the computer to find a recipe

God you are insufferable

The same picture described as above but Mr. Beast is labeled “The United States” and Mike Tyson is labeled “Also the United States”

When someone tells me they "talk to ChatGPT" my vision blurs a little

Mr. Beast wide-eyed after being punched in the stomach by Mike Tyson

🚨 Sqwerv is on Nugs 🚨

The idea that there is a "Left" in American politics is an absurd right wing fantasy, which of course is politically useful to them, but unfortunately it's also useful to centrist media figures who need it to be true for their somber above-it-all commentary to make sense

This should have done numbers. I’m gonna start writing angry blogposts about how BlueSky is a failure now

Noahwareness

A Facebook comment says “They said never to wake Gen X . . . I’m awake”

I’ve been laughing at this for the last hour